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Fun with David Icke

Ashles

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I haven't seen him mentioned for a while so let's catch up with everyone's favourite uber-loon.

The conspiracy theorist's conspiracy theorist.

Let's dive into davidicke.com

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No I haven't created this image, it's David's latest DVD.

Since 1990 David Icke has been on an amazing journey of self and collective discovery to establish the real power behind apparently 'random' world events like 9/11 and the 'war on terrorism'. Here he reveals that a network of interbreeding bloodlines manipulating through their web of interconnecting secret societies have been pursuing an agenda for thousands of years to impose a global centralised fascist state with total control and surveillance of the population.

Over six hours with hundreds of illustrations, David Icke reveals the illusion that is life in this 'physical' reality. How is this 'world' - a provable illusion - just a lucid dream? How do we create it and how can we change the dream to one that we would like to experience?
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It is explained further
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He reveals how a Hidden Hand is behind world-changing events like the attacks of 9/11 as part of a mass mind manipulation technique he has dubbed problem, reaction, solution.

David Icke also reveals how we live in a virtual-reality dream world, very much like the one portrayed in the Matrix movies. It is like a holographic Internet in which our brains and DNA act like a computer terminal logging in to a collective reality designed to enslave us in a false ‘world’ of illusion.
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So exactly like the Matrix then. Does this make David Neo? Can he fly? Does he know kung-fu? That would be cool.

Next, a 'rare' public appearance by David coming up at MOUNT SHASTA, mentioned on this page
'Mount Shasta is a major energy grid point on the planet. Like other power places it is an Initiation point whose energies awaken those who come to meditate, during sweat lodges and other rituals, or just to experience the energies.Its energy is reputed to be magnetic. Over a hundred sects and groups regard Shasta as a sacred place, one of the nine sacred mountains of the world. It is considered by some an entry point to the fifth dimension. Revived Native American culture has recently begun to celebrate on Mount Shasta - including the Sun Dances.' - http://www.crystalinks.com/mount.html
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The fifth dimension huh?
And nice to see we can crowbar those native American beliefs into absolutely anything.

And let's not forget David's new book (I lose track of how many he has):

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It has the rather non-snappy title:
INFINITE LOVE IS THE ONLY TRUTH - EVERYTHING ELSE IS ILLUSION
It tells us everything about everything including how to stop the human body ageing. Goodness me.

I know having a laugh at David Icke is about as challenging as droping a pen, but it's worth remiding ourselves occasionally that when it comes to paranoid reptilian conspiracies and alternate reality theories of all encompassing bizarre randomness, there is really only one serious contender.

And then we remember how many copies he sells of his books...
 
The Matrix is a whole series of books by David Icke. The first time I saw a book by this man, was when a customer purchased Children of the Matrix, and I thought at first that it may be another sequel to the movie the Matrix, until I read the back. Egads! I can't believe that anyone would buy such crap.
 
So, he's given up on the idea that we're all slaves to a race of shape-shifting lizard creatures who occupy all positions of power all over the world?

Or are the aliens also an illusion?

You know, it's hard to keep up with this idiot's ravings.
 
Oh cool. David Icke can join Erik Beckjord and Gene Ray. Actually, he'd probably be the leader.
 
The second book´s title!!! It sounds like Lifegazer!!!!

Lifegazer is David Ickle!!!!

David Ickle is god!!!! No wonder the reptiloids want to enslave (or eat or exterminate, whatever) the human race...
 
If you had a world of woo woos coming up with ideas and printing books, surely they've got to be right some of the time?!

If reptilians=rich money loving power loving fat asses,
then maybe he has a point.

If Matrix=universal network of ideas a civilizations based on quantum physics-chemistry-biology and neurology,
then maybe he has a point.
 
Any thoughts on whether Icke is still sincere, or whether he sort of gave it all up about the time when Arran didn't sink beneath the waves and is now just seeing how much nonsense people will pay him to come up with?

Rolfe.
 
Actually I'm rather hoping Icke is right and the earth is poised to be overrun by lizard-like aliens.

That rat-swallowing chick in the tv series was cute, although it would be weird having Freddy Krueger fight on our side.
 
I'd love to read his books someday - I love way-out humour/humor. ;)

However, I can't imagine any circumstance where I'd actually buy any!

Maybe Nuernberg has an English Language Woo-Woo section in one of its libraries?


YBW
 
That cover looks like there may be some serious copyright issues.

Does he have permission?

Anybody with access to his DVD details fancy asking The Matrix' owners?

He is clearly profiting from their imagery.
 
TheBoyPaj said:
So, he's given up on the idea that we're all slaves to a race of shape-shifting lizard creatures who occupy all positions of power all over the world?

Or are the aliens also an illusion?

You know, it's hard to keep up with this idiot's ravings.
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Nope -- the whole "only love is real everything else is illusion" is his imaginary solution to his imaginary problem.

He ranted himself into a corner with the lizard ravings and they eventualy got so fatalistic that he had to find an "out" to keep himself from getting crushed by depression. It's pretty sad.

That's my best understanding of things, anyway -- I've only read two of his more recent books.
 
DuckTapeFileMan said:
If you had a world of woo woos coming up with ideas and printing books, surely they've got to be right some of the time?!

If reptilians=rich money loving power loving fat asses,
then maybe he has a point.

If Matrix=universal network of ideas a civilizations based on quantum physics-chemistry-biology and neurology,
then maybe he has a point.
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His reptilians are a species of extra-dimensional predators escaped from a Hell-type dimension after the fall of Atlantis (only the Atlantians had the advanced knowlege needed to keep the reptilians from escaping) to feed on human souls. They are assisted by another breed of half-human, half-lizard men who form secret cabals and control human affairs in order to gain increasing amounts of power so that they can eventually turn humans into livestock -- that's the Matrix angle: his lizards literaly want to cultivate and feed on humans in the same way the computers in the movie did -- while keeping us poor hapless humans unaware of the scheme.

The half-breeds are extra-evil because in order to maintain human form they have to consume human blood (or they'll revert to lizard-form) so they kidnap children and use them in evil sacrifical rituals (and eat them) in addition to keeping colonies of slaves for breeding & feeding purposes. They've also infested and control every major corperate, political, and religious organization in a massive web (insert another Matrix reference here) that controls every city in the industrialized world. Anyone who criticizes Icke is believed to be an agent of this vast conspiracy.




Basicly, Icke's worldview is kinda dark.
 
Rolfe said:
Any thoughts on whether Icke is still sincere, or whether he sort of gave it all up about the time when Arran didn't sink beneath the waves and is now just seeing how much nonsense people will pay him to come up with?

Rolfe.
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I think that he sincerely believes in the financial value of his stated beliefs. That of course does not mean he doesn’t sincerely hold his stated beliefs, whatever they happen to be at any given moment.
 
Ashles said:
What a nutcase!

Parking spaces in Central London?

Is there no limit to the unbelievable nonsense Icke will claim?
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he didn't say where he found them,

perhaps he levitated his car up into trees.:D
 
Chanileslie said:
The Matrix is a whole series of books by David Icke. The first time I saw a book by this man, was when a customer purchased Children of the Matrix, and I thought at first that it may be another sequel to the movie the Matrix, until I read the back. Egads! I can't believe that anyone would buy such crap.
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My favorite is "You're in the Matrix, Charlie Brown!"
 
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