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Friday the 13th

You could try some of these.
Jeez!! What an utterly exhausting list. If I tried to not do all of those things, I would never find the time to read my daily horoscope, visit my psychic, and chant voodoo love spells over my Greek evil eye amulet.
 
Ladders

On Friday the 13th a few years ago, I went uptown on my lunch hour. A ladder propped against the side of a building blocked my path, and I felt obliged to walk under it to show my freedom from superstition. I was unaware that a local TV station had positioned a camera across the street for a Friday 13th news segment. Just as I came out from under the ladder, someone atop the building swept dust and debris off on me, and I had to go home to bathe. However, I was proud when I saw myself on the late news.

There are times when safety comes before skepticism, and I walk warily around ladders now.
 
On Friday the 13th a few years ago, I went uptown on my lunch hour. A ladder propped against the side of a building blocked my path, and I felt obliged to walk under it to show my freedom from superstition. I was unaware that a local TV station had positioned a camera across the street for a Friday 13th news segment. Just as I came out from under the ladder, someone atop the building swept dust and debris off on me, and I had to go home to bathe. However, I was proud when I saw myself on the late news.

There are times when safety comes before skepticism, and I walk warily around ladders now.

This is one of the few woo things that actually came out of sane advice: Don't walk under ladders, not because it's bad luck, but because the guy on it might drop something.
 
This is one of the few woo things that actually came out of sane advice: Don't walk under ladders, not because it's bad luck, but because the guy on it might drop something.
LOL. Yes. Like it's bad luck to stand in the middle of the street.

But I hope everyone had a safe Fri-XIII. I was perfectly safe in spite of my deliberate and repeated violation of the rules of luck. I actually had a bit of good luck in finding a shop-vac at a garage sale for $5 that I had braced myself to pay $40+ at the hardware store.

Anybody else have a particularly lucky or unlucky day?
 
In Greece we have a superstition I like a lot: It is bad luck when you see a priest out of a church.

On second thought, I don't think this is a superstition after all.
 
The fact that nothing bad happened to me on Friday is PROOF that there's a massive coverup by the government and the Rand Corporation to hide the truth about bad things happening on Friday the 13th. The complete lack of evidence is all I need to know that it's true.
 

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