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Forgotten Plot Twists

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Unknown to us, many famous novels have had the last page, containing a plot twist, dropped by the printer. Can you restore it?

The lost last page of "The Lord of the Rings":

"OK", said Sauron. "I'll use the other ring."
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Any other suggestions?
 
A moron in the politics forum thinks that someone quoting a movie is making a serious statement about US soldiers. When he gets his ass handed to him by other members of the forum, he runs away and hopes everyone will forget about it.

Oh... You said 'plot twist'... My bad...
 
The idea said:

So now you want me to stop posting in the politics forum?
:p ;)
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Well, if you're stupid enough to argue about a thread you never contributed to, then I suggest you wait until enough brain cells have regenerated before doing so.

And besides, I think you're American' s sock puppet, not Skeptic's
 
A thread blown completely off topic in the second post? Is that some sort of record?
 
Dorothy wakes up and discovers that it had been just a dream that she'd woken up and discovered that it had all been just a dream.
 
(Independence Day)

Hey Daddy! What are those little round things in the sky shooting green bolts at us?
 
The last page of the RETURN OF THE JEDI screenplay:

EXT. NIGHT - SPACE

A third DEATHSTAR maneuvers into position and, just as the joyus celebrations and dancing begin, blasts the Endor Moon to Kingdome Come.


:(
 
Having just experienced his fantasy of going to Earth and taking an artificial vacation on Mars, Arnold wakes up at his home on Jupiter.
 
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