Forget Heather Has Two Mommies

[senorpogo]

Yes, but why is daddy setting up secret torture prisons in the basement?

Not secret torture prisons, but creative-coercive-play-lands.

And daddy thinks that you should stop asking questions.

 

[Upchurch]

And daddy thinks that you should stop asking questions.

...or he will send you to your room and not acknowledge that you exist until you're 30.

 

[Jekyll]

Help! Mom, there are Liberals under my bed.

Has any one else looked at the forum linked with the book?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/discussion...46RH&asin=0976726904&cdThread=Tx3UXDONNN1RYLE

It looks like the author is a raging nut who had all her comments censored by amazon.

 

[senorpogo]

...or he will send you to your room and not acknowledge that you exist until you're 30.

Too funny. This is a comedic gold mine.

 

[bob_kark]

...or he will send you to your room and not acknowledge that you exist until you're 30.

But my room's been flooded for months now! I've had to sleep in the High School Gymnasium.

 

[marksman]

Why do you all hate Daddy?

 

[Upchurch]

Why is Daddy breaking into the Hussain house on the other side of town?

 

[bob_kark]

Why is Daddy breaking into the Hussain house on the other side of town?

Why is it daddy break into Mr. Hussain's house because he thinks he's hiding illegal fireworks but only calls the homeowner's association on Mr. Kim for shooting off bottle rockets all night long?

 

[bob_kark]

Why do you all hate Daddy?

Because daddy never loved me.

 

[Bruce]

Why do you all hate Daddy?

Because they hate Daddy's freedom!




This turned into an awesome thread. Thanks for all the cool links.

 

[KingMerv00]

Why does mommy hate Christmas and Daddy love the flag?

 

[ponderingturtle]

This review kills me

Of course Help Mommy there are jews under my bed would have worked for most of that as well. 50 years ago it would have stopped being main stream though.

 

[Darth Rotor]

Why Mommy Is A Democrat

Her loyalty can be bought by Welfare Checks.

DR

 

[KingMerv00]

Her loyalty can be bought by Welfare Checks.

DR

Are all democrats on welfare?

 

[brodski]

Are all democrats on welfare?

According to the best selling children's book All democrats are on welfare and want to kill your Teddy- yes, yes they are.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Are all democrats on welfare?

Rush Limbaugh has been on welfare. Pass it on! He doesn't like it to be mentioned.

 

[KingMerv00]

Do I get a check if I unregister myself as an independent?

 

[LawnOven]

Do I get a check if I unregister myself as an independent?

Yes but only if you promise to hate America.

 

[KingMerv00]

Yes but only if you promise to hate America.

Yay! Merry Christm..... I mean Happy Holidays.

 

[LawnOven]

Yay! Merry Christm..... I mean Happy Holidays.

Hey, be careful now, you don't want to get kicked out of the club already.