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Forget Heather Has Two Mommies

Bruce

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Bruce
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THIS is going to be the top controversial book of the year!

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Mommy won't let the elephants step on you!

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Democrats make sure we are always safe...safe from spending your own money, safe from eating what you want to eat, safe from owning a car you want and safe from defending yourself.

Now go to sleep or a Republican will come and kill you and turn you into oil.
 
Mommy just spent all my allowence on a poorly thought out national healthcare plan! :cry1
 
I like the other page that says, "Democrats will make sure we all share our toys just like mommy does". Wow:D
 
I seem to remember this from the last presidential election. Didn't the republicans come out with one of their own?
 
Mycroft said:
I seem to remember this from the last presidential election. Didn't the republicans come out with one of their own?
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Did mommy beat up some homosexuals, steal their money, and bomb an abortion clinic?
 
senorpogo said:
Don't forget the part about drinking the blood of the innocent. And driving SUVs, cause they all drive SUVs.
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Those dirty Republicans. If only the Democrats didn't show gay porn in our schools, start forced sterilization camps, give our tax money to crackheads, force people to not drive SUVs, and... well, drink the blood of the innocent.

Damn this two party system!
 
bob_kark said:
Those dirty Republicans. If only the Democrats didn't show gay porn in our schools, start forced sterilization camps, give our tax money to crack heads, force people to not drive SUVs, and... well drink the blood of the innocent.

Damn this two party system!
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Have you thought about voting third party, maybe for the Libertarians? I have some pamphlets about their limited-government, shoot-your-neighbor, mandatory-drug-use, blood-drinking-of-the-innocent agenda.

There's also some stuff in there about who reallycommited the Oklahoma City bombing.
 
senorpogo said:
Have you thought about voting third party, maybe for the Libertarians? I have some pamphlets about their limited-government, shoot-your-neighbor, mandatory-drug-use, blood-drinking-of-the-innocent agenda.

There's also some stuff in there about who reallycommited the Oklahoma City bombing.
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Well, I guess I could always vote Nader. Wait, that's not funny, just sad...
 
My favorite is the dangling participle on the last page:
"Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like Mommy does."

Mommy goes to school? How old is this Mommy? ;)
 
brodski said:
Help! Mom, there are Liberals under my bed.
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This review kills me
The kind of right-wing paranoia that DeBrecht is feeding is at least as old as America itself, and its belief system is totally impervious to real-world politics. The right-wing paranoid believes, and has always believed, that there is a group of people who:

1) are evil
2) control the media
3) control the schools
4) are trying to get your money
5) are trying to alter your religious beliefs

If this book had been written 50 years ago, it would have been called "Help! Mom! There are Communists Under my Bed!"

If this book had been written 100 years ago, it would have been called "Help! Mom! There are International Bankers Under my Bed!"

If this book had been written 150 years ago, it would have been called "Help! Mom! There are Catholics Under my Bed!"

If this book had been written 200 years ago, it would have been called "Help! Mom! There are Masons Under my Bed!"

If this book had been written 250 years ago, it would have been called "Help! Mom! There are Illuminati Under my Bed!"

Otherwise the text would have been pretty much the same, as would the appeal.
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