Well, we did get write-in votes for "19", and "Church of Shemp", and GTITS (Great Taco In The Sky).
As for the poll, the questions have to be brief, but they may need some explanation to make them meaningful.
Check what matches your beliefs (read topic opening post first!):
1. There is one or more god(s).
2. God(s) are important.
3. The universe was deliberate.
4. The nature of the universe is important.
5. Life was deliberate.
6. Life is important.
7. Afterlife/Reincarnation/etc. happens.
8. Afterlife/Reincarnation/etc. is important.
9. I am certainly right.
10. Member of church/organization based on some/all of above assertions.
Explanations:
1. Do you believe there are any gods?
2. Do you believe that gods have any influence on your life?
3. Do you think the universe came into being 'for a reason' or because someone/something with intelligence made it?
4. Do you believe that whether the universe 'just happened' or whether it was made is important to you?
5. Do you believe life was engineered/made, instead of a natural/evolutionary process?
6. Do you believe that life is important?
7. Do you believe that there is continued existance for you, some people, everyone, etc. after death?
8. Do you believe this afterlife has some importance relevant to this life?
9. Do you believe you can't possibly be mistaken in any of these beliefs?
10. Are you a member of an organization (with other followers) based on some of these beliefs?