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Fetzer Parody?

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Someone has posted a farrago of debunked nonsense under Jim Fetzer's name on the tiny anti-Semitic blog, the Winter Patriot:

http://winterpatriot.blogspot.com/2007/11/keith-seffens-progressive-collapse-of.html

That the loon is attempting to peddle Ross and Furlong's blunders about the seismic record suggests that Fetzer has an impersonator. Or, could it be authentic? Has Fetzer been reduced self-parody?

"James Fetzer" wrote:

The Official 9/11 Commission Report is a myth that is very old too!

Pomeroo, if you actually believe the official story...you are simply proving your ignorance in Physics and Thermodynamics!

I am amazed that people still try to defend the joke that is called: 9/11 Commission Report.

The impact of the planes cannot have caused enough damage to bring the buildings down, since the buildings were designed to withstand them (as Frank DeMartini, the project manager, has observed), the planes that hit were very similar to those they were designed to withstand, and they continued to stand after those impacts with negligible effects.

The melting point of steel at 2,800*F is about 1,000*F higher than the maximum burning temperature of jet-fuel-based fires, which do not exceed 1,800*F under optimal conditions, so the fires cannot have caused the steel to melt, which means that melting steel did not bring the buildings down.

UL certified the steel in the buildings up to 2,000*F for three or four hours before it would even significantly weaken, where these fires burned too low and too briefly at an average temperature of around 500*F--about one hour in the South Tower and one and a half in the North--to have even caused the steel to weaken, much less melt.

If the steel had melted or weakened, the affected floors would have displayed completely different behavior, with some asymmetrical sagging and tilting, which would have been gradual and slow, not the complete, abrupt, and total demolition that was observed.

William Rodriguez, the senior custodian in the North Tower and the last man to leave the building, has reported massive explosions in the subbasements that effected extensive destruction, including the demolition of a 50-ton hydraulic press and ripping the skin off a fellow worker, a report corroborated by the testimony of around three dozen other custodians.

Willie reported that the explosion occurred prior to the airplane's impact, a claim that has now been substantiated in a new study by Craig Furlong and Gordon Ross, "Seismic Proof: 9/11 was an Inside Job", which demonstrates that these explosions actually took place as much as 14 and 17 seconds prior to the airplanes impacts.

Heavy steel construction buildings like the Twin Towers, built with more than 100,000 tons of steel, are not even capable of "pancake collapse", which normally only occurs with concrete structures of "lift slab" construction and could not occur in "redundant" welded-steel buildings, such as the towers, unless every supporting column were removed at the same time, as Charles Pegelow has pointed out to me.

The destruction of the Twin Towers in approximately 10 seconds apiece is even faster than free fall with only air resistance, which would have taken at least 12 seconds, which, as Judy Wood has emphasized, is an astounding result that would have been impossible without extremely powerful explosives.

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The towers are exploding from the top, not collapsing to the ground, where the floors do not move, a phenomenon that Judy Wood has likened to two gigantic trees turning to sawdust from the top down, which, like the pulverization of the concrete, the official account cannot possibly explain.

WTC-7 came down in a classic controlled demolition at 5:20 PM/ET after Larry Silverstein suggested the best thing to do might be to "pull it", displaying all the characteristics of classic controlled demolitions, including a complete, abrupt, and total collapse into its own footprint, where the floors are all falling at the same time, and so forth, an event so embarrassing to the official account that it is not even mentioned in THE 9/11 COMMISSION REPORT.

The hit point at the Pentagon was too small to accommodate a 100-ton airliner with a 125-foot wingspan and a tail that stands 44 feet above the ground; the kind and quantity of debris was wrong for a Boeing 757: no wings, no fuselage, no seats, no bodies, no luggage, no tail! Which means that the building was not hit by a Boeing 757!

The Pentagon's own videotape does not show a Boeing 757 hitting the building, as even Bill O'Reilly admitted when it was shown on "The Factor"; but at 155 feet, the plane was more than twice as long as the 71-foot Pentagon is high and should have been present and visible; it was not, which means that the building was not hit by a Boeing 757!

Pilots for 9/11 Truth have analyzed black box data allegedly from the Pentagon plane and discovered that it contradicts the official account in direction, approach, and altitude: it was 300 feet too high to have taken out the lampposts and 100 feet too high to have hit the building itself.
The aerodynamics of flight would have made the official trajectory--flying at high speed barely above ground level--physically impossible; and if it had come it at an angle instead, it would have created a massive crater; but there is no crater and the government has no way out, which means that the building was not hit by a Boeing 757!

If Flight 93 had come down as advertised, then there would have been a debris field of about a city block in size, but in fact the debris is distributed over an area of about eight square miles, which would be explainable if the plane had been shot down in the air but not if it had crashed as required by the government's official scenario.

There are more, especially about the alleged hijackers, including that they were not competent to fly the planes; their names were not on any passenger manifest; they were not subject to any autopsy; several have turned up alive and well; the cell phone calls appear to have been impossible; on and on. The evidence may be found at 911Scholars.org.



James H. Fetzer, Ph.D.
Founder and Co-Chair
Scholars for 9/11 Truth
Pomeroo is an Idiot!
 
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I'm not sure why you think this is a parody, Pomeroo. It sounds exactly like what Fetzer believes.
 
I'm not sure why you think this is a parody, Pomeroo. It sounds exactly like what Fetzer believes.

I confess that I may be giving Fetzer too much credit, but the Ross and Furlong nonsense would difficult even for him to maintain with a straight face. Could Fetzer still be peddling the idiocy about the impossibility of cell phone calls?
 
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William Rodriguez, the senior custodian in the North Tower and the last man to leave the building, has reported massive explosions in the subbasements that effected extensive destruction, including the demolition of a 50-ton hydraulic press and ripping the skin off a fellow worker, a report corroborated by the testimony of around three dozen other custodians.

I count 3 outright lies and two distortions of fact in that paragraph.

How many can you find?
 
UL certified the steel in the buildings up to 2,000*F for three or four hours before it would even significantly weaken, where these fires burned too low and too briefly at an average temperature of around 500*F--about one hour in the South Tower and one and a half in the North--to have even caused the steel to weaken, much less melt.

Three outright lies in that paragraph.
 
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The destruction of the Twin Towers in approximately 10 seconds apiece is even faster than free fall with only air resistance, which would have taken at least 12 seconds, which, as Judy Wood has emphasized, is an astounding result that would have been impossible without extremely powerful explosives.

Physics in Judy Woo Woo’s universe operate differently then they do here

(Can we get this nominated for a stundie?)
 
How would one parody Jim Fetzer?


Happy birthday, JH! Hope you swill some beers tonight!
 
Gravy is right ... how does one tell the difference between a parody of Fetzer and the real thing?

I can't see a real line of demarcation.
 
Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys. I do plan to hoist a few; I'll be sure to toast both of you, as well as Randi, Phil Plait, every American president, and as many television quiz show hosts as I can remember.

And The Hoff! Never forget The Hoff.
 
Thanks Pomeroo. I plan to continue loon-hunting. more fun than skeet-hunting (there's a story behind that.. something to do with the skeet call) And I'll toast you too, and the Hoff... anyone else I should toast before I get too likkered up to get the glass to my mouth?
 
Thanks Pomeroo. I plan to continue loon-hunting. more fun than skeet-hunting (there's a story behind that.. something to do with the skeet call) And I'll toast you too, and the Hoff... anyone else I should toast before I get too likkered up to get the glass to my mouth?

I think you should toast Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, The Marx Bros and any other Jewish comedians you can think of for all their hard work keeping the evil Jewish world domination conspiracy a secret from everyone except MaGZ and his pals.
 

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