February Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of February

  • 1) Hospitals are deadly

    Votes: 29 33.0%

  • 2) I only watch Youtube turd

    Votes: 5 5.7%

  • 3) I don't even know what the Stundies are!

    Votes: 13 14.8%

  • 4) I hope the Constitution is as whacked as myself

    Votes: 8 9.1%

  • 5) Chemical Engineer but ordinary intellect

    Votes: 10 11.4%

  • 6) Lighter than air concrete dust

    Votes: 15 17.0%

  • 7) I try to assume or not

    Votes: 9 10.2%

  • 8) Ideas come from nowhere

    Votes: 6 6.8%

  • 9) Academic Freedom horror

    Votes: 9 10.2%

  • 10) Business is business right until the end

    Votes: 9 10.2%

  • 11) Jet engines are important to know

    Votes: 1 1.1%

  • 12) Give me feedback

    Votes: 6 6.8%

  • 13) Artificial moon

    Votes: 32 36.4%

  • 14) Bullets and lard

    Votes: 8 9.1%

  • 15) Hammers fall faster always

    Votes: 45 51.1%

  • 16) I am not of man

    Votes: 8 9.1%

  • 17) Geocentricism is the gateway drug to Evolution

    Votes: 37 42.0%

  • 18) Alarming skyscraper collapse

    Votes: 6 6.8%

  • 19) If it's possible it is true

    Votes: 9 10.2%

  • 20) Teddy bears and Bin Laden

    Votes: 11 12.5%
  • Total voters
    88
  • Poll closed .
17, mostly because I love CTs that break out of the old "Government/NWO" mold and the Jesuits don't get enough play, in my opinion.

My mom has a friend who is a Jesuit priest. Nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. I mean that seriously. If he was any nicer, it'd just be annoying.
 
The only Jesuit Priest I ever knew was a pretty cool guy too. Very smart as well.
 
Travis said:
The only Jesuit Priest I ever knew was a pretty cool guy too. Very smart as well.
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I tried calling the only Jesuit Priest I've ever knowingly interacted with Dr. So-and-so. He told me to call him Bob. I didn't find out he was one of them until someone called him 'father'. He was obviously working undercover (i.e. wearing a turtleneck).
 
Joey McGee said:
13 wins because of the epic finisher!



:alien012:
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I agree,. When I got to that line I wondered exactly how mankind would be able to claim, supposedly, military victory over an alien force that is capable of intersteller travel and creating Moons around planets.

Well maybe if every citizen of Earth had their own .45 cal automatic we could kick butt!!:cool:
 
Horatius said:
But 15 is just such a confused mess of WTF????!
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With such a charming lack of understanding of everything. No gravity on the moon yet lead boots work to hold the astronauts down.:jaw-dropp
 
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