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Evildave's Third Terrorism Solution

evildave

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Just let the Administration invade any old country it likes and spread the troops as thin as it likes, and encourage whatever behavior it likes among the troops.

Carte blanche.

Pretend we as citizens have no responsibility for the actions of our elected government, and shouldn't try to influence it in any way. "Let them do their jobs" with no input whatsoever.
 
You forgot an option to bomb opposing nations with straw. You certainly seem to subscribe to that theory.
 
You really think that will work? Straw, eh? I suppose for those in the back country who have farm animals, it could be seen as a sign of good will. Like those food drops for Afghanistan that were shaped and colored like cluster munitions.
 
evildave said:
You really think that will work? Straw, eh? I suppose for those in the back country who have farm animals, it could be seen as a sign of good will. Like those food drops for Afghanistan that were shaped and colored like cluster munitions.
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I realize I'm wasting my breath, but how about backing up all these verbal clusterbombs of your own? You can start by identifying who said, "Kill them all, America can do no wrong."

Cue the crickets - prolonged silence is about to begin.
 
evildave said:
You did, just now.
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Ah, but you said it first. So let me know when you're ready to kick your own ass. I'd pay cash money to see that.

Since this is your idea of backing up your premise, I think my work here is done.
 
Jocko said:


Ah, but you said it first. So let me know when you're ready to kick your own ass. I'd pay cash money to see that.

Since this is your idea of backing up your premise, I think my work here is done.
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What is truely sad is that you aren't even funny, posting dry and humorless posts in an Evildave thread, why there oughta be a rule...
 
I vote that we raise enough money to fund a permanent evildave think tank. I'd pay to have a daily helping of evildave genius...
 
Whoo-hoo! I'll give you a link to a 'Pay Pal' account, and do remember to be generous!
 
Jocko said:


Ah, but you said it first. So let me know when you're ready to kick your own ass. I'd pay cash money to see that.

Since this is your idea of backing up your premise, I think my work here is done.
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Well, if you're goint to cross-post, you have to expect some confusion. Those words were introduced to this topic by you. Shall we stay on-topic, or would you dig up posts from 'R&P' or 'Computers'?
 
evildave said:


Well, if you're goint to cross-post, you have to expect some confusion. Those words were introduced to this topic by you. Shall we stay on-topic, or would you dig up posts from 'R&P' or 'Computers'?
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I still want to know who these homicidal maniacs are that you pretend to be rebutting. This must be like the 10th time I've asked. So are you going to put up, or invent some new premise for your harebrained ideas?
 
Dancing David said:


What is truely sad is that you aren't even funny, posting dry and humorless posts in an Evildave thread, why there oughta be a rule...
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Truely? [sic]

And what makes you think any of this is supposed to be funny? Apart from ED thinking that he's surrounded by genocidal madmen who are in need of a dose of daytime TV?

Posting in an ED thread is like using a public john. As long as you hit the target, there's no one scoring you for style. Except the overly anal types, natch.
 
Jocko said:


I still want to know who these homicidal maniacs are that you pretend to be rebutting. This must be like the 10th time I've asked. So are you going to put up, or invent some new premise for your harebrained ideas?
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What homicidal maniacs?

Do you intend to claim that being aligned with the Preisdent's plans is being a 'homicidal maniac'? So far, I only see you making this claim.
 
Daves' final (hopefully) solution:

Take all the straw in the world, season liberally with ad-hominum, serve with a highly slanted "false dilemma" poll.

Mmmmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmm!

-z

PS: The homeopathic equivalent would work just as well and require only one straw....and all the water in the world
 
The solution is simple. FLOOD THESE COUNTRIES WH PORN!!!!! There is a direct correlation tween availability of porn and peaceful citizenry. Think about it, countries big in porn dont have to worry about rebellion. Take Japan or the Netherlands. No ones trying to overthrow anything.

Its all sexual frustration. Have you ever seen pictures of these terrorists guys and think "thats a handsome man". NO! They hate life cause they cant get any.

Porn, whores and vice are the only way to truley appease them.
 
I like that idea.

Let's try it in the U.S. first and see if it appeases the religious 'right' over here.



It's fascinating to note that we have four votes for "MORE! More beatings. More bombing. More detaining. Them rag-heads only understand violence!"

Apparently, some people seem to like the way "the war on terrorism" is going, and want more of the same and worse. Even with the racist caveat, "Them rag-heads only understand violence!"

At least "No indefinite detainment without trial." seems to be taking a lead.

I fail to see how this could be a 'false dilemma' when you are free to choose any of multiple choices, or not vote at all. Possibly a 'planet X' option might have been added, but people just drop checks in that because it's there.
 
evildave said:
I like that idea.

Let's try it in the U.S. first and see if it appeases the religious 'right' over here.



It's fascinating to note that we have four votes for "MORE! More beatings. More bombing. More detaining. Them rag-heads only understand violence!"

Apparently, some people seem to like the way "the war on terrorism" is going, and want more of the same and worse. Even with the racist caveat, "Them rag-heads only understand violence!"

At least "No indefinite detainment without trial." seems to be taking a lead.

I fail to see how this could be a 'false dilemma' when you are free to choose any of multiple choices, or not vote at all. Possibly a 'planet X' option might have been added, but people just drop checks in that because it's there.
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The problem is because you fail to see and this is why none of your solution will work nor do you understand there is more than one solution to this very complicated problem.
 
Jocko said:



Posting in an ED thread is like using a public john. As long as you hit the target, there's no one scoring you for style. Except the overly anal types, natch.
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You could at least wipe the seat when your done.
 
Grammatron said:


The problem is because you fail to see and this is why none of your solution will work nor do you understand there is more than one solution to this very complicated problem.
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I fail to see.... what?

I "fail to see" how increasing the poverty of countries by destroying their infrastructures, only to have to rebuild them at great cost to ourselves over a number of years under constant threat of attack by insurgents and opportunists who take advantage of the anarchy "helps".

The terrorists/insurgents are "bad guys". Does making the U.S.A. seem as bad as, or even worse than the terrorists "help"? I "fail to see" how that helps, either. It helps make slogans like, "The Student Is Gone; the Master Has Arrived" in reference to the U.S. occupation of Iraq seem credible and easy to repeat by the people we're 'liberating'.
 
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