Eggs

[alfaniner]

Top tip, crack your eggs on a flat surface, rather than the edge of a bowl.

That's how I always do it. These eggs were different and didn't react the same.

 

[Brainster]

"Shut up," he replied.

 

[LDE1976]

John Lithgow's poem Trumpty Dumpty has taken on a new relevance.

 

[Darat]

I’ve tried cracking them on a flat surface and I just get squashed shell and the white and yolk going all over the place.

 

[Thermal]

"Shut up," he replied.

Couldn't sum up Donald Trump any better:

"The day I get sworn in, prices will dive downward."

*prices continue rising*

"Shut up, mother ◊◊◊◊◊◊."

 

[Steve]

Couldn't sum up Donald Trump any better:

"The day I get sworn in, prices will dive downward."

*prices continue rising*

"Shut up, mother ◊◊◊◊◊◊."

Trump and millions of his brainwashed supporters.

 

[Thermal]

Trump and millions of his brainwashed supporters.

Still, I appreciate the honesty in a sick way. Beats the gaslighting and transparent lying.

 

[plague311]

Still, I appreciate the honesty in a sick way. Beats the gaslighting and transparent lying.

Lol doesn't really do much for me when the honesty comes after months and months of gaslighting and transparent lying.

 

[Thermal]

Lol doesn't really do much for me when the honesty comes after months and months of gaslighting and transparent lying.

I hear you. Still, any feeble step towards the truth is a welcome one. His followers are well acquainted with the phrase 'shut up and ◊◊◊◊ off', so this might be a Moment of Clarity when they find themselves at the receiving end of it.

 

[plague311]

I hear you. Still, any feeble step towards the truth is a welcome one. His followers are well acquainted with the phrase 'shut up and ◊◊◊◊ off', so this might be a Moment of Clarity when they find themselves at the receiving end of it.

Really the only honest part of it was the "shut up about eggs" part. Trump isn't saving "consumers" millions. Unless I'm missing something.

 

[Thermal]

Really the only honest part of it was the "shut up about eggs" part. Trump isn't saving "consumers" millions. Unless I'm missing something.

He's saving us millions of well wishes from the planet?

 

[Mike!]

Really the only honest part of it was the "shut up about eggs" part. Trump isn't saving "consumers" millions. Unless I'm missing something.

I imagine if you go back and re read it, it likely doesn't say anything about saving American consumers millions, these are millions generic unknown consumers from someplace else nobody has ever even heard of.

 

[shemp]

Really the only honest part of it was the "shut up about eggs" part. Trump isn't saving "consumers" millions. Unless I'm missing something.

You're not missing anything. If Cheetolini told me my screen name was "shemp," I wouldn't believe him.

 

[plague311]

Maybe he's talking about people that consume his bull ◊◊◊◊ and are now out of work. "I saved you millions of seconds going to work, providing for your family, and enjoying your life".

 

[Thermal]

Any of you remember when Americans could be patrioticly superior and condescending? Seems so long ago...

 

[BazBear]

Crack your foxes on a flat surface, rather than the edge of a bowl.

The Flatcracked Foxes endorse this little life hack.

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[JayUtah]

Many things are becoming luxury priced in America.

I think the overall plan is to make eggs too expensive to throw at people who deserve it.

 

[Armitage72]

B. Dylan Hollis just released a new baking short on YouTube, for Mississippi Mud.
"We beat four eggies!
I'm now broke."

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Go yolk, go broke.

You can't make an omelette without a mortgage.

 

[angrysoba]

I hear you. Still, any feeble step towards the truth is a welcome one. His followers are well acquainted with the phrase 'shut up and ◊◊◊◊ off', so this might be a Moment of Clarity when they find themselves at the receiving end of it.

Yeah, it's a wonder he hasn't yet gone into a shop with a sharpie and changed the price on the eggs. "See! The press are liars!"