Does "I" Exist? Or, Just a Concept?

Iacchus said:
Or, do you mean I don't know how to treat women like ◊◊◊◊?
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Only as a subset of not knowing anything about women in general. I'd almost be impressed if you could identify one (hint, they're the ones that look more like your mom than your dad)
 
Iacchus said:
Or, do you mean I don't know how to treat women like ◊◊◊◊? This is your arrogance speaking here.
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Coming from someone that has yes to provide a shred of evidence to support the notions that 1. "Women are known to get along much better than men." and 2. "Yeah, when you finally get em' pissed. But usually they put up with a lot more crap before that. Neither do they need to compete with each other the way that men do." this means nothing.

Now, in the spirit of our dear CFLarsen:

evidence?

Stop trolling for a fight, and provide some evidence.

Who am I kidding, you've never done that. You are a piss poor logician, you are most likely very lonely (as you can't even come close to understanding women) and I'd bet you are likely spouting all this here online because in real life you can't get past your stutter - you idiotic mysoginistic oaf.

Now, cut the bullsh*t and back up your claims.
 
I'm under the impression that Iacchus believes that females are gentle and graceful creatures, delicate creations of spun sugar that can neither do no harm to others without provocation or make decisions on their own. Females will never attack their own unless highly provoked by another one of these etheral beings. They would never willingly show off their body or engage in sexual activit publicly unless the brutish, savage, and thuggish beasts known as males would force them too. They have no pride, no arrogance to interrupt their peaceful existance in the magic of their monthly blood.

No, we females are incapable of such things. We're like pretty dolphins who jump into the air and do incredible and beauteous acrobatics and would never bludgeon an orca to death.

Do we have a giant eyeroll smiley or sarcasm tags?
 
fowlsound said:
My thoughts:

Based on the latest blathering from Iacchus, he's single, he lives in his parents' basement, and a virgin.

Has to be, he obviously doesn't know ◊◊◊◊ about women.
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Actually, I used to prefer the company of men, because I didn't have to worry about going to bed with them. Now I prefer the company of women, much easier to bond to emotionally, albeit most of the women I know are married. And so limits any kind of relationship in that respect.
 
Iacchus said:
Actually, I used to prefer the company of men, because I didn't have to worry about going to bed with them. Now I prefer the company of women, much easier to bond to emotionally, albeit most of the women I know are married. Which limits any kind of relationship in that respect.
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Thank you for proving my point. you are single, and incapable of a meanignful relationship with a woman. now please make it a slam dunk and admit to living in your parents' basement.
 
I bet my wife would love to kick him in the goolies. And then request that he leave town.
 
Jeff Corey said:
I bet my wife would love to kick him in the goolies. And then request that he leave town.
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Or, maybe I just maintain a higher ideal and respect for women? I can't think of anything more than being caught up in a woman's embrace. Women are ecstatic creatures. They are the bearers of the essence of who we are.
 
Iacchus said:
Or, maybe I just maintain a higher ideal and respect for women? I can't think of anything more than being caught up in a woman's embrace. Women are ecstatic creatures. They are the bearers of the essence of who we are.
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Still waiting for the evidence I requested.
 
Iacchus said:
Or, maybe I just maintain a higher ideal and respect for women? I can't think of anything more than being caught up in a woman's embrace. Women are ecstatic creatures. They are the bearers of the essence of who we are.
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Leaving aside everything else, if women are the bearers of everything you are, and you are not a woman, then you don't exist?
 
Iacchus said:
Or, maybe I just maintain a higher ideal and respect for women? I can't think of anything more than being caught up in a woman's embrace. Women are ecstatic creatures. They are the bearers of the essence of who we are.
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Wow. You never get laid, do you? When was the last time a woman touched you, honestly? You sound like you scare them away just by showing up.

Have you considered prostitution?
 
Iacchus said:
Or, maybe I just maintain a higher ideal and respect for women? I can't think of anything more than being caught up in a woman's embrace. Women are ecstatic creatures. They are the bearers of the essence of who we are.
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LostAngeles said:
I'm under the impression that Iacchus believes that females are gentle and graceful creatures, delicate creations of spun sugar that can neither do no harm to others without provocation or make decisions on their own. Females will never attack their own unless highly provoked by another one of these etheral beings. They would never willingly show off their body or engage in sexual activit publicly unless the brutish, savage, and thuggish beasts known as males would force them too. They have no pride, no arrogance to interrupt their peaceful existance in the magic of their monthly blood.

No, we females are incapable of such things. We're like pretty dolphins who jump into the air and do incredible and beauteous acrobatics and would never bludgeon an orca to death.
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I win.

Ladies, by decree of Iacchus and his viewpoint determining reality, we are no longer human with human emotions and human failings. Let us go out and be the rarified, fragile creatures of this beautiful and loving earth that we are.

(Also, I want a fairy smiley.)
 
You folks really have a lot to prove to the world don't you? What, is it possible that your manliness is coming up for question? Yep, time to drum those feathers and strut your stuff, huh?

Gosh, the last thing we would want to do is feel inadequate about ourselves as men, now wouldn't we?
 
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Iacchus said:
You folks really have a lot to prove to the world don't you? What, is it possible that your manliness is coming up to question?
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For the record, from the second the ultrasound was done while I was in my mother's womb, my manliness was never in question.

In fact, I just checked. I don't question my manliness still.

Y'know, kind of like how I don't question Santa Claus.
 
Iacchus said:
You folks really have a lot to prove to the world don't you? What, is it possible that your manliness is coming up for question? Yep, time to drum those feathers and strut your stuff, huh?
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Still no evidence.
 
Iacchus said:
You folks really have a lot to prove to the world don't you? What, is it possible that your manliness is coming up for question? Yep, time to drum those feathers and strut your stuff, huh?
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'spossible. But you haven't figured out how to ask the question.
 
LostAngeles said:
For the record, from the second the ultrasound was done while I was in my mother's womb, my manliness was never in question.

In fact, I just checked. I don't question my manliness still.

Y'know, kind of like how I don't question Santa Claus.
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So, what are we trying to prove then, cousin?
 
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Iacchus said:
So, what are we trying to prove then?
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Please, go back and very carefully read my last few posts. Make note of my use of pronouns. Then read the post you replied to very carefully and think long and hard about it.
 
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