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Does anyone hate Jesus?

Really?
That's strange. I don't understand the point of deregistering.
Couldn't one simply...stop posting?

Reminds me of an ex-colleague who was fretting terribly over leaving the RC church. I naively thought surely one simply stops going to church, but he was torn up about the family and social consequences of apostasy (of which I had never heard).

Far as I know, if you drift away from JREF, they don't pursue you and try to screw up your life. As far as I know, anyway...
 
I'm finding it quite fascinating that so many people here are describing Jesus as a myth.

Alexander the Great believed he was a descendant of Hercules and yet no one seems to question whether he was a real person.
There's just a tad more historical evidence of Alexander than there is for JC. Maybe it just comes with the job of being an emperor and conqueror.
 
I'm finding it quite fascinating that so many people here are describing Jesus as a myth.

Alexander the Great believed he was a descendant of Hercules and yet no one seems to question whether he was a real person.

I... that doesn't... what...

*reboot*

I'mma need you to expand on that line of reasoning.
 
I... that doesn't... what...

*reboot*

I'mma need you to expand on that line of reasoning.

Makes sense to me. Does this help?

I'm finding it quite fascinating that so many people here are describing Jesus as a myth.

Alexander the Great believed he [Alexander the Great] was a descendant of Hercules and yet no one seems to question whether he [Alexander the Great] was a real person.
 
No it doesn't, because Alexander's existence is not dependent on his belief that he was a descendant of Hercules, while Jesus's divinity is part and parcel of his existence.
 
No it doesn't, because Alexander's existence is not dependent on his belief that he was a descendant of Hercules, while Jesus's divinity is part and parcel of his existence.

Not really. Jesus' claim to divinity is irrelevant to his existence just as Alexander's claim to divinity. The difference is that Alexander's existence is corroborated by historical documents and archeological evidence, where Jesus' existence is corroborated by the bible, and nothing else.
 
Not really. Jesus' claim to divinity is irrelevant to his existence just as Alexander's claim to divinity. The difference is that Alexander's existence is corroborated by historical documents and archeological evidence, where Jesus' existence is corroborated by the bible, and nothing else.

I agree. Though, ironically, if we had no corroborating evidence for either, and all the mythology were stripped away, Jesus's life sounds as believable, if not more so, than Alexander the Great. Preacher upsets the local government, is executed, his fans go in denial. Probably has happened more often than conquering the majority of the known world.
 
I agree. Though, ironically, if we had no corroborating evidence for either, and all the mythology were stripped away, Jesus's life sounds as believable, if not more so, than Alexander the Great. Preacher upsets the local government, is executed, his fans go in denial. Probably has happened more often than conquering the majority of the known world.

Indeed. I'm not a "Jesus never existed" guy, I tend to think the existence of a radical preacher dude being the source of the cult makes more sense that not. But there is that lack of evidence that hangs out there which gives people a reason to doubt his existence. Alexander, otoh, we have lots of evidence for, so doubting his existence is really unreasonable. Unless, of course, you're DOC and require his signature...
 
Just as well. He was assisting in making christians look bad. :(
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Just a little fix... :)
With those manic sincere guys, sometimes you kinda hope they do their reward for their sincerity of belief.
Rapture for some, endless pain for others.
 
I think it is pretty likely that he existed and based on the posthumous descriptions he probably was quite ok in the context of his barbarous era. Obviously the gospels are far from literal or even approximate truth but it's hard to see that a world religion could be born within a generation or two based on a completely fictional character. The best rational guess is that he was a charismatic preacher with pretty radical views who was not beloved by the existing religious establishment. His most immediate followers thought of themselves as Jews and expected an imminent apocalypse. Even Paul himself who was otherwise more removed from Jesus thought that the world would end in his own lifetime. Strange that they were wrong. Maybe the clue is in those reported words of Jesus on the cross: Eli Eli Lama sabachthani, Surely those are not the words of a Son of God who would know that he cannot be forsaken...
 
Reminds me of an ex-colleague who was fretting terribly over leaving the RC church. I naively thought surely one simply stops going to church, but he was torn up about the family and social consequences of apostasy (of which I had never heard).

Far as I know, if you drift away from JREF, they don't pursue you and try to screw up your life. As far as I know, anyway...
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Can't get un-baptized.
Some priest told me the stain mark on your soul is forever.
 
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Indeed. I'm not a "Jesus never existed" guy, I tend to think the existence of a radical preacher dude being the source of the cult makes more sense that not. But there is that lack of evidence that hangs out there which gives people a reason to doubt his existence. Alexander, otoh, we have lots of evidence for, so doubting his existence is really unreasonable. Unless, of course, you're DOC and require his signature...

Actually, the point isn't even just whether he existed or not. Though I'll freely admit to not believing he existed any more than Joseph Smith's golden tablets existed.

But we have a lack of evidence or, really, even any other primary sources than Paul (the gospels and Acts are written _much_ later and got additions over the next couple of centuries even on top of that) and Paul kinda doesn't go much into who Jesus was, where was he from, where _did_ he get crucified, when, etc. Which, even if you decide that a less spectacular version of Jesus must have existed, leaves us without any reliable information as to _who_ he was.

I mean, ok, let's say I believe every word that Paul says, and even that there actually was a sect in Damascus that gave him those scriptures. And they actually all saw that guy in hallucinations telling them that he overcome death. (Not only Paul doesn't mention a bodily resurrection, but it seems to be a late addition even to Mark, probably the earliest fanfic... err... gospel.)

It's not even a very exciting and unusual story, as basically we have a guy with a common name killed by the Romans via a relatively common execution for rebellious non-citizens. It's about as unusual as saying that there was a guy called Moshe gassed by the nazis in WW2. Not to sound insensitive, but there were thousands fitting that description.

Umm, ok, but now what? Who was that Jesus guy?

Obviously he must have been a fairly well known guy if so many people hallucinated about him. (Or so Paul claims, but I just decided to take Paul's word for it.) But for what? Paul doesn't say.

For all we know, he could have been a fairly nasty character, as opposed to some nice idealistic rabbi preaching comfort for the oppressed. He could have been some kind of rebel (those got crucified usually), or some local equivalent of the sicarii terrorists, or a bandit, or really whatever.

The gospels aren't much help, because they're written by idiots claiming impossible things, and occasionally not even knowing the basic geography of the place, and generally making it very clear that they're _not_ eyewitnesses. E.g., Mark's idiotic account of dressing a freshly scourged criminal in purple just for lulz, would have been both a way to blow an exorbitant sum of money for that lulz, and _illegal_.

But more importantly: which gospels? The 4 chosen by the end of the 4'th century as official, are chosen so more because they fit the culture and philosophy of their target demographic, than because of anything else. There is no research they did into which is the historical account.

And when you look at some of the others, they're all over the place. E.g., you have a gnostic Jesus in the Gospel of Judas and a few others. (In fact, probably the gospels about a gnostic Jesus outnumber the others.)

And then come such abominations as, for example, the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, where Jesus is a thoroughly unpleasant character. He curses a kid to wither and die for just splashing with a stick in a puddle, and lo and behold, the child dies. Next page he curses a boy to die (and he does) for just bumping into him on the street. Next page sees the citizens, understandably miffed, go to Joseph to complain about Jesus killing children, and for that Jesus curses them all to be instantly struck blind.

It's not quite the image of a nice, turn-the-other-cheek, hippie rabbi, is it?

At least two different non-canon gospels see him deal with dragons.

One presents a scene of Jesus exorcising Satan from a girl that was visited by Satan in the shape of a dragon. And let's just say that I hope to hell that that's not a dramatized version of a real event, because it boils down to wrapping the girl's head with a cloth and setting it on fire. (Of course in the gospel version, lo, big miracle, the girl is OK afterwards, only Satan is hurt by the fire. But such exorcism rituals exist to this day, and they're a lot more harmful and often even lethal to the victim. The pretense that it's really the possessing demon being hurt, see, is also quite common to this day.)

So which gospels have the right Jesus, if any?

Which Jesus did exist? Nice traveling rabbi, or gnostic magician, or vengeful and short-tempered child-murderer, or idiot exorcist who probably deserved a nailing for that kinda stuff, or what?
 
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Which Jesus did exist? Nice traveling rabbi, or gnostic magician, or vengeful and short-tempered child-murderer, or idiot exorcist who probably deserved a nailing for that kinda stuff, or what?

I wonder what research literature you have been reading? I certainly believe that the established gospels are far from even approximate truth, but if I remember correctly the comparative textual studies have rather established that they are clearly the oldest with the gospel of Mark written around 70 ad based on earlier materials. But that nasty Jesus one does sound rather racy!
 
Oldest desn't mean much. If you managed to find the very first fanfic about Harry Potter, it wouldn't make it true.

As for the 'nasty Jesus' gospel, if you mean the child-killing Jesus one, I already named it. It's the Infancy Gospel Of Thomas.

Incidentally, if age means anything, the Infancy Gospel Of Thomas is also one of the oldest ones, occasionally estimated as early as 80 AD, and being about as old as Luke's fanfic... err... gospel.
 
Okraphobia (the fear of steaming piles of green elephant snot) is treatable, y'know.

;)
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There's Oprahphobia, which is pretty much the same thing. Treatable by switching channels, or not turning the damn thing on at all.
 
I like Jesus. A lot. He did a great job mowing my lawn -- front and back yards! -- for only $30. And when I gave him a ride home because his ride left without him, it turned out he lives with his wife in this cute little pink house not too far from here.

How could anyone hate Jesus? I'm hoping he comes back in the spring, because he's a very meticulous groomer of lawns and shrubbery.
 

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