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Devil Monkey Photograph

I've contacted the people to see if this is an elaborate spoof. Of course, I thought the Beans were pulling my leg too...:boggled:
 
So is the labrador already possessed by the devil monkey then? It's eyes are glowing too. No mention of that though. If this isn't a joke, it's the most idiotic thing ever. The description doesn't even match the photo at all:
I walked into my home to find a devil-like creature violently attacking my 6 year old labrador dog. This creature seemed to be an unsual combination of a monkey, wolf, and devil. There was a camera nearby so I grabbed it and snapped a picture of it.

Shortly after the photo was taken the creature sprang to its hind legs and ran nearly pushing us over to get to the open door I had just come through.
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Everything he says suggests that the "attack" had already commenced prior to him walking into the room. The photo should therefore show the actual attack in progress. The lab is clearly not being attacked. In fact the devil monkey looks more like it is about to attack the photographer rather than his labrador friend.

Here's my theory. The labrador hates his stupid owner and has summonned a demon to get rid of him. Naturally, when a dog summons a demon, it will be a demon in dog form. The lab's glowing eyes are indicative that he is in control of the demon who has now spotted his victim.


BTW, I think TragicMonkey may have a new avatar.
 
yeah, I think the best part is that you can see the dangling dog tags on the devil monkey in the close up shot of his head. It looks like someones been sure to get their devil monkey's shots taken care of :D
 
Based on the information-rich photo I've made a tentative (yet quite accurate and reliable) calculation of the proportions of each component of this bizarre hybrid.

Devil: 0%
Monkey: 0%
Dog: All the rest

I should point out that devil dogs are ALWAYS described (at least in my favorite book of ghost stories of the Appalachians) as havin' "eyes the size o' dinner plates, full o' fire an' whirlin' around!" This creature's eyes are full o' fire and might be whirlin' around, but them's mighty measly dinner plates.

Science has spoken, and it is I.
 
Psi Baba said:
So is the labrador already possessed by the devil monkey then? It's eyes are glowing too. No mention of that though. If this isn't a joke, it's the most idiotic thing ever. The description doesn't even match the photo at all:
Everything he says suggests that the "attack" had already commenced prior to him walking into the room. The photo should therefore show the actual attack in progress. The lab is clearly not being attacked. In fact the devil monkey looks more like it is about to attack the photographer rather than his labrador friend.

Here's my theory. The labrador hates his stupid owner and has summonned a demon to get rid of him. Naturally, when a dog summons a demon, it will be a demon in dog form. The lab's glowing eyes are indicative that he is in control of the demon who has now spotted his victim.


BTW, I think TragicMonkey may have a new avatar.
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Of course now that the Devil Monkey has bitten the dog, the nice little poochy is destined to turn into a Devil Monkey under the control of the first one. Just wait until the light of the full moon....I hope they have a wooden stake.
 
Devil Monkey Loose! Lock Your Doors!

Hyver said:
yeah, I think the best part is that you can see the dangling dog tags on the devil monkey in the close up shot of his head. It looks like someones been sure to get their devil monkey's shots taken care of :D
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Whhat? No! Those tags are merely ectoplasmic manifestations designed to confuse humans! (We're talking about the DEVIL here, remember? Lucifer is tricky) The devil monkey may have cleverly beamed a paralyzing thought-wave around the room right at the moment the photo was taken causing the dog to appear calm. I'm certain that a few moments later, dog and devil-monkey were locked in a death embrace, the table full of skulls rose into the air, and all hell broke loose.
 
I'm sorry. I see two dogs.
Both are happy to see someone.
One is gently wagging his tail.
The other is really whipping it around and barking.
 
TjW said:
I'm sorry. I see two dogs.
Both are happy to see someone.
One is gently wagging his tail.
The other is really whipping it around and barking.
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But the eyes, man, the eyes....THEY GLOW...it's the DEVIL MONKEY... :eek:

If only I had the music that Penn Gillette plays on Monkey Tuesday, I would be set.
 
That's pretty goofy, and clearly the photographer knows EXACTLY what is in the picture. Has anyone actually gone for it, though? The person that put up the website may or may not be the person that took the photo, but honestly - who would not know that is a dog?
 
Amapola said:
That's pretty goofy, and clearly the photographer knows EXACTLY what is in the picture. Has anyone actually gone for it, though? The person that put up the website may or may not be the person that took the photo, but honestly - who would not know that is a dog?
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You just don't have an "open mind". It is obviously the Devil Monkey...:eek:
 
The Yellow Lab in the picture looks just like my dog does when ever I walk into the house. He looks that Happy even if he is being attached by 10 devil monkeys. I never have the for-site to snap off a quick pic, I usually soil my pants and run like hell. It sure is a good thing things like that never happen.:rolleyes:
 
I think the other dog (the one that isn't a devil monkey) should be put down for being in league with Lucifer!

Or maybe the owner should be put down for... well the general good of all mankind.
 
Oh no! Devil monkeys in my bathroom!

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Skeptic Guy said:
Of course now that the Devil Monkey has bitten the dog, the nice little poochy is destined to turn into a Devil Monkey under the control of the first one. Just wait until the light of the full moon....I hope they have a wooden stake.
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Wouldn't a wooden steak be more appropriate for a dog?
 
That devil cat photo throws a devil monkey wrench into my "they're all just dogs" hypothesis!
 
I think I saw a devil monkey once when I attended East Carolina University. There were obviously spirits around. The hallway of the dorm had empty Jack Daniels bottles everywhere...
 
Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
Devil Monkey's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no
 
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