Filippo Lippi
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Big change put in by colleagues who sit a few feet from me, did they tell me, me who is on call today, anything about the change? Did they bugger
I despair
I despair
Putting "URGENT!!!!" in the subject line of your email is a great way to not get your issue looked at urgently.
I'm gonna track down whoever thought it was a good idea to do bulk licensing for this software I'm having issues with based on MAC Address instead of IP or Machine Name and punch them in every genital they own.
My brother worked for an electronics company that used autocad. They bought official copies and locked the dongles away then ran hacked copies from the net that didn’t need dongles.

Many years ago that was the case for Maya. and 3ds Max, many a games developer genuinely used cracked copies because of the problems with dongles and software protection and not to avoid paying for seats.My brother worked for an electronics company that used autocad. They bought official copies and locked the dongles away then ran hacked copies from the net that didn’t need dongles.
Dear Users.
No IT Professional has ever, in the recent history of this or any possible universe, ever told users on a normal, business office Windows Domain/Server/Workstation network to "shut down at the end of the day and leave their computers off until the next morning."
Don't whine at me when you catch an update in the middle of the day and Windows reboots. Especially on a Monday if you're computer was turned off ever since you cut out for lunch early on Friday.
When someone calls, we have to provide them with a 48-digit drive recovery key. There's a lot of people in this room just chanting numbers.*Shudders* Bitlocker. I hate Bitlocker.
Someone did something on Friday afternoon, and now every DTA on the network is prompting for Bitlocker drive recovery.
Remember - we have about 8,000 active users.
At about 9:30 Monday morning I saw the largest number of calls waiting, and the longest wait time, that I have ever seen. And that was 27 calls waiting, over 11 minutes. And right now, 13 calls with 7 minutes wait.
What fun.
When someone calls, we have to provide them with a 48-digit drive recovery key. There's a lot of people in this room just chanting numbers.
Sorry, it's Desktop Anywhere, which is the Microsoft protocol to allow a device to connect to a secure network over any unsecure Internet connection. In this organisation it's common to refer to any device - usually a laptop or a Surface Pro - running this protocol as a DTA. So in this case, DTA basically means laptop. Sorry for thoughtlessly using a local colloquialism.What does "DTA" expand to? I'm not getting any success on DuckDuckGo when pairing it with "Windows", "network," or "Bitlocker."
In some cases it is possible, certainly. But there are also cases where the damage is done in an instant and the only thing we can do is clean up after it. Bitlocker is a required system (if any reader doesn't know what that is, it encrypts the hard drive of a device so that if the device is ever lost or stolen, the bad guys can't get illegal access to its contents), and it requires the recovery key to proceed. We are the only ones who can provide that key, and that is by design. By forcing the user to come back to us for verification, we can ensure that only legitimate users can access the device.Arthwollipot, I realise you're a Help Desk person and not on the technical team, but it sounds like your technical people rely too much on the Help Desk to dig them out of their blunders instead of searching for and implementing a scripted solution.
For people with more experience managing large AD setups: are scripted solutions like the ones I described available in this environment? Could they be implemented quickly enough that the Help Desk is not inundated with calls, especially given the two day lead time?
Dear Users.
No IT Professional has ever, in the recent history of this or any possible universe, ever told users on a normal, business office Windows Domain/Server/Workstation network to "shut down at the end of the day and leave their computers off until the next morning."
Don't whine at me when you catch an update in the middle of the day and Windows reboots. Especially on a Monday if you're computer was turned off ever since you cut out for lunch early on Friday.