Well, someone I know has referred to white people dating or having sex with black people as "coal burners"...
Uhm... Oven, logs... Got it... No-smut rule... Careful...
I always figure the explanation of Creationist claims of silly carbon dates for really old things are simply lies. A real lab with the equipment & trained staff to do this stuff wouldn't bother with something some schmo off the street brought to them with no record of how it had been handled up to that point and no academic justification, and even if they did, that lack of associated information would compel them to give an answer not in years but in pure isotope ratios alone because they'd know that you can't get from the isotope to the years without paying careful attention to the surrounding details. So there's no way a Creationist ever managed to grab whatever object they had in mind, take a little trip to the nearest Spectrometers-Я-Us, and have them toss it in a box with some flashing lights and tell them how old it was.
Cosi cosi.
Nowadays there are lots of
dating geochron labs where you can have your sample assayed for a price. Pay-per-date. Send material and $$$ and you'll get your date.
The fact creationists don't send more material to the labs is quite likely evidence they know they won't like the results.
On crotovinas- Note the material being dug is close to the surface; its within the weathering zone. This means it may not be as rock-hard as you think. Regolith, soil...
A slightly off-topic tale. Back in the late 90's I was working with gold exploration at an area with several exploration galleries dating back from the XVIII to the 80's. Little if any documentary material. I entered at every single hole that range had. One of them I found weird. It was dug on weathered phillites and slates, not too far from the mineralized level possible location, but its inclination and direction meant it would never reach it. It was also rather low in height, what meant I had to crawl or wall on 4x4 mode. So far so good, sometimes those exploration galleries are narrow. I also noticed an area had a most strange shape; it looked like an oven for coal, like a dome. I seen some similar features at quartzite caves, but never at exploration galleries. At the gallery wall's there were some weird grooves, which looked like paralell tool marks for me; the local guy who was with me became uneasy; he thought they were the claw marks of a jaguar. Weird... Well, map made, let's go to the next one.
Fast-forward to 2013. While reading a report on the geology and paleontology of the area, made in advance to establishment of a conservation area, I found out the guys who made the report described several crotovines located quite higher on the range; not your average burrow, but rather large ones made by our Pleistocene almost VW Beetle-sized giant armadillos. Went to talk with one of the vertebrate paleontologists of the department. By sheer chance she had worked with similar stuff elsewhere in Brazil. Guess what? Yes, my "exploration gallery" was a crotovine, a giant armadillo burrow. The weird dome-shaped area? The giant armadilloes used them to turn inside the burrow, so they would not have to get out of the burrow tail-first. Oh, and those marks on the wall? They were actually claw marks... But not from jaguars...
And I got one more nice tale to brag & tell... Going back tho that range in February to map with lots of
minions undergraduate students. Finding itagain and mapping is within the plans. They just don't know it yet.