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Hey, I just noticed I passed 1000 posts. Isn't there supposed to be merriment and joy all around?
And cake. I distinctly remember being promised cake.
 
JimBenArm said:
Hey, I just noticed I passed 1000 posts. Isn't there supposed to be merriment and joy all around?
And cake. I distinctly remember being promised cake.
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I just noticed that I passed 2000 posts and became a "Master Poster" all of a sudden. I missed out on the cake, too. Damn.

Oh well, on the bright side, I know the secret Masonic handshake (although, admittedly, I am not impressed) because, not surprisingly, most people cannot keep a secret, contrary to the beliefs of troofers.

Knowing the secret handshake will have to sustain me for now, in the absence of cake and general merriment.
 
LashL said:
I just noticed that I passed 2000 posts and became a "Master Poster" all of a sudden. I missed out on the cake, too. Damn.

Oh well, on the bright side, I know the secret Masonic handshake (although, admittedly, I am not impressed) because, not surprisingly, most people cannot keep a secret, contrary to the beliefs of troofers.

Knowing the secret handshake will have to sustain me for now, in the absence of cake and merriment.
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Man, I missed out on that, too!

Oh, well, I guess I can console myself that I made new friends here. Oh, wait, I just pi**ed all them off, too!

Yay! Who says I can't bring people together!
 
Just for you, JimBenArm:

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how i became a freemason. The "Tim from Wharton" saga

Mashuna said:
I've got a stone wall that needs repairing. I'd love to find a local freemason, the masons round here charge a fortune.
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how I became a Freemason

Was about 4 years ago we had a contract to frame a small shell addition for a tiny home in Wharton NJ. We had scheduled the work in anticipation of the owner "saving money" by completing his foundation himself. He had friends. Other Freemasons or so he though, who were supposed to help him. They came. They drank all his beer. They broke his cement mixer. We were already 2 1/2 weeks beyond the scheduled start. And he was 3 courses of block short of completion of his very messy and butchered foundation. Out of frustration I (we, actually me and partner) offered to finish his foundation off for nothing. Just to put this disaster behind us. This guy was a surveyor by trade and I found in 28 feet his foundation was off level by three inches. i had to pour a bond beam on top to make up that much error. To this day I don't think he ever completed his remodel. We have been there several times over the years to try and get back the compressor we loaned him. Kitchen cabinets can be seen through the windows nailed to bare studs. His siding is incomplete. And has several cubes of concrete block strewn about the hillside behind his house. Yes he overestimated.
 
The Freemasons are a myth and diversion that was started by the real powers behind the curtain, the Stonecutters.
 
PhantomWolf said:
The Freemasons are a myth and diversion that was started by the real powers behind the curtain, the Stonecutters.
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Well, I've always been suspicious about those Odd Fellows. There's definitely something strange going on there...
 
PhantomWolf said:
The Freemasons are a myth and diversion that was started by the real powers behind the curtain, the Stonecutters.
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What few people realise is that both of these organisations are ultimately controlled by the secretive and relatively unknown organisation called The Rockbreakers. Their militant arm is the Boulderdash whilst their Intelligentsia is called the Pebblestorm.

-Gumboot
 
MG1962 said:
It is interesting that the Boy Scout movement has secret ritruals, sneaky hand shakes and yakkie yakkie doo chants, but they never get blamed for the sort of things the Masons do
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The scouts still get shut down in totalitarian regimes. Hitler and Stalin didn't like them.
 
WilliamSeger said:
Well, I've always been suspicious about those Odd Fellows. There's definitely something strange going on there...
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Oddfellows local 151 behind the firehouse
Where Peewee sits to prove a sage to teach
Peewee gathered up his proof
Reached up and scratched his head
Fell down and hit the ground again

Firehouse. Firehouse.

Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse
Where Peewee sits upon the wall to preach
This boy and girl that gather pearls
Of wisdom falling from his mouth
Wash off the blood, wash off the rum

Firehouse. Firehouse.

Oddfellows local 151 behind the firehouse
Where Peewee sits upon the wall to preach
This boy and girl that gather pearls
Of wisdom falling from his mouth
Wash off the blood, wash off the 151

Firehouse. Firehouse.
Firehouse. Firehouse.
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http://www.musicbabylon.com/artist/REM/Document/73946-Oddfellows_Local_151-lyrics.htm

hmmmmmm firehouse, falling down, pearls of wisdom....and blood on hands....suspicious....

....better add michael stipe to the list of conspirators.
 
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