Crop circle debunking help needed

[23_Tauri]

And you thought it was some flattened corn, right? Or maybe an interesting contemporary art-form?

Not so, Zooterkin! It's messages from Meroth and Filo, pictorial representations of the sub-atomic structure of the universe (CERN, eat yer heart out) and predictions of future events. And that's just one formation.

 

[quarky]

Maybe aliens don't make the crop circles 'directly'.
But there's a damn good chance that aliens are directing circle makers with quantum thought wave stuff. The actual grunt laborers are almost in a trance, doing the communicative biding of the outer-space humanoids.

So it might as well be aliens, when you think about it.

 

[dafydd]

Maybe aliens don't make the crop circles 'directly'.
But there's a damn good chance that aliens are directing circle makers with quantum thought wave stuff. The actual grunt laborers are almost in a trance, doing the communicative biding of the outer-space humanoids.

So it might as well be aliens, when you think about it.

Errr... no.

 

[quarky]

Errr... no.

Not even a little bit?

 

[23_Tauri]

Not even a little bit?

Depends who you want to believe, quarky. In the crazy world of cerealogy, that human circlemakers ('hoaxers') are being guided by unseen supernatural forces has been posited. Colin Andrews (nutjob) has suggested that there might a 'higher mind' or 'consciousness' that guides human circlemakers when they are working in the fields.

Bonkers stuff, huh?

 

[quarky]

Depends who you want to believe, quarky. In the crazy world of cerealogy, that human circlemakers ('hoaxers') are being guided by unseen supernatural forces has been posited. Colin Andrews (nutjob) has suggested that there might a 'higher mind' or 'consciousness' that guides human circlemakers when they are working in the fields.

Bonkers stuff, huh?

One thing I hate about this forum:

No matter how bizarre and cynical I try to be, reality is always one step ahead.

It wouldn't surprise me if eventually, someone will invent an electric toothbrush.

 

[tsig]

And you thought it was some flattened corn, right? Or maybe an interesting contemporary art-form?

Not so, Zooterkin! It's messages from Meroth and Filo, pictorial representations of the sub-atomic structure of the universe (CERN, eat yer heart out) and predictions of future events. And that's just one formation.

Those wily aliens teaching us humans the secrets of the universe by making patterns in fields, wonder why they've never invented paper or electronic communication?