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Creationists Explain Gravity

Heck, if I recall right, the movie Armageddon (sp?) suggests this is how NASA train astronauts: lock them in a chamber, remove the air, voila ! instant zero gravity.

Which is just one of the many, many reasons this movie sucks, but that's not the point.
 
Thanks, Doc.

Made me sad, mostly, this side of despairing.

I've seen most of those before on www.fstdt.com. Fundies Say The Darndest Things. Started by WinAce.

Why go there? I do it nearly every day to rededicate myself to reason - reading fundie gives me the chills.
 
Wow. Just wow.

Dr. Adequate, where did you get your Creationist (that is, non-Onion) quotes? I can't believe it's real -- though in my heart of hearts, I despair that it is true. I have to double-check it -- is that really a representative sample of Creationist "reasoning"? Good Lord (and I say that sincerely), what a waste of braintime!

Probably not representative, but certainly not unusal. I think even most creationists will draw the line at gravity not existing. Evolution is at least fairly complex, is not generally seen on a human scale and can be hard to grasp. Anyone who doubts gravity really has problems.

I'd like to see their explanation for how the Easter Bunny makes chocolate eggs. I mean is it a bodily function, or does he have a factory somewhere?

As one of my friends once said, "Easter is the time when we celebrate that baby Jesus was the first person to discover bunny wabbits drop chocolate eggs out their bottoms".
 
Now, a lot of the quotes (unsourced as they were) posted here by Dr. Adequate were, I think, from the lunatic fringe of the fundamentalist movement. With all sorts of people posting all sorts of stuff all over the internet, for sure some real gems are going to turn up from time to time.


Visit www.fstdt.com. Every quote there is attributed and has a link.

I'm afraid that the lunatic fringe of the fundie movement now comprises 84.72 % of the fundie movement. (I made that up, but I was being generous - I think it a higher percentage)

From time to time? That's like standing under Niagara and thinking that you might get a bit wet.

I was a member of a large fundamentalist church for several years. A lot of the people I knew there weren't that stupid. Some, perhaps, were poorly schooled in science, and for sure the lot of us lacked critical thinking skills, but to say all of us were as stupid as the ones quoted in the OP is insulting.


The fundies being quoted don't think they're stupid, either. I'm glad you escaped - I did too.
 
I actually talked with someone a few years ago and was surprised to find out he thought the moon didn't have any gravity because it didn't have air. This wasn't religious or anything, just ignorance on his part. I quickly corrected him and said that gravity doesn't come from air, and that if anything the presense of air (or more to the point, an atmosphere) is because of gravity. I was still pretty surprised to find out that someone in this day and age could have such a shocking lack of knowledge about such a very basic idea as gravity. I had learned in grade school that gravity was generated by ANYTHING with mass (though of course this was all newtonian teaching in school, they really never bothered with relativity). I really do not know how anyone could actually come to that conclusion, but at the time I thought it was an individual misunderstanding. I had no idea it was actually one that others had.

I will say this. I can tell the difference between being blown on and gravity. If gravity was just a high pressure wave, my hair would be blowing around, my clothes would be whipped about, and I would feel the pressure of the air pushing down on me, not to mention hear it. Any wind tunnel test should show the amount of wind it takes to actually push someone down with the same force as what we call gravity.

Did these people even take a few minutes to think about this, at all?
 
Why, on our very own forum a fellow called 'immaterial' offered this gem in the Skepticism and the Normal thread. It was in response to a comment by jimbob that went "It looks like a scam, it violates billions of observations".

It has also been observed billions of times that metal falls to the ground if you throw it up in the air. But then someone got the idea to give the metal a certain form. And now we have pieces of metal, some weighing hundreds of tons, floating high up in the air everywhere (they're called airplanes). ;)

I asked him to explain how a C-5 violates the law of gravity. I never got a response.
 
That was quite the list of quotes. I do believe that the strange sensation I am feeling right now is my brain slowly seeping out of my ears. I may never recover from this thread.

Wow.
 
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Now take a look at the flat earth society ...

This can't just be one huge trolling exercise, can it?

Or a massive lampoon on YECs?

Your Answer, Dr Adequate:


On that thread I also posted:
You think this is a bit odd, then What do you think of Concave hollow earth theories? I'd say that these were getting downright eccentric.

But alt least they do politely talk to those RE's (Round Earthers :rolleyes: ) who are on their forum, so some kudos to them, they are merely as mad as a box of frogs, otherwise seem fairly harmless.
 
Great quotes, but to paraphrase from the movie Billy Madison, "Everyone in the forum is now dumber for having read it."
 
As one of my friends once said, "Easter is the time when we celebrate that baby Jesus was the first person to discover bunny wabbits drop chocolate eggs out their bottoms".

Now see, I always thought that Easter commemorated the time when Jesus, after spending three days in a hole in the ground, rose up out of the hole, saw his shadow, and had six more weeks of winter.
 
I am so glad that you do not have to understand gravity for it to work.
on second though, it would be nice if these people flew off into space.
 
Reading this knocked 30 points of my IQ. Also don't forget Newton was gay so they can blame gravity on the jews and the homosexuals. The perfect conspiracy.
it would be nice if these people flew off into space.
Maybe during the rapture the dumb people float up to jesus because they don't believe in gravity.

Haven't you all seen the matrix see I don't believe in gravity. Also how do you explain if you don't believe in gravity how some animals can fly. God is a prick.
 
Boy these creationists are good. They can explain everything.

I'd like to see their explanation for how the Easter Bunny makes chocolate eggs. I mean is it a bodily function, or does he have a factory somewhere?

Don't you read the Bible? It's the chocolate gland.

Proof of intelligent design!
 

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