Baron Samedi
Critical Thinker
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2006
- Messages
- 476
You want to watch out for those berries. Take your arm off if you're not careful. Of course, most of the really bad ones were eaten into extinction by the dinosaurs. Who then died out because without vicious man-eating berries to hunt they got bored and just sort of wandered off.
Damn those berries! It's a good thing Noah didn't bring them all on the ark. Who knows just how many species would have been eaten by those blood thirsty fruit!
Which makes me wonder... perhaps that is why society has degraded so much in recent years, with all the evil Liberals and Commies and free thinkers. We've stopped eating berries as much, so now they're plotting against us. Scheming to bring our downfall. I see it now, it's all so very clear! Wow, how have I been so blind to The Truth for all these years?