Merged Chick Tracts

[RobRoy]

No, he is them!

It's really Alvin, Satan, Theodore! It all makes sense now! So much sense!

I sit corrected.

 

[Nonpareil]

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Brattus]

Wow. I'm goin' to mom's and burnin' down the Elvis room. Thank whatever I only listen to Alvin and the Chipmunks.

All Alvin wants is a hula hoop! Hula hoop = Rock Rock Rock, Rock with the Rock!

 

[Moon-Spinner]

Wow, this was such an eye-opener, I'm so grateful to Jack Chick...

Now I think I know what caused Pat Boone to turn to the Dark Side!

Heavy Metal Pat

 

[yomero]

This, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8 is the kind of music that might yet save you from the jaws of Satan.

 

[RobRoy]

This, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8 is the kinf of music that might yet save you from the jaws of Satan.

No this will drive you to it.

If you want to be saved, you should go with this:

NSFW - Jay Sings

 

[sinclairmcevoy]

Still going to hell. Satan didn't corrupt them, he invented them.

I'm listening to them in reverse at half speed, it sounds like George Bush and Bin Laden are discussing what to do about those damned Commies! Damn you Lew Siffer!!!!!

 

[RobRoy]

I'm listening to them in reverse at half speed, it sounds like George Bush and Bin Laden are discussing what to do about those damned Commies! Damn you Lew Siffer!!!!!

So the Republicans are Satanists!? I've always had my suspicions . . .

 

[Moon-Spinner]

This, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8 is the kind of music that might yet save you from the jaws of Satan.

Holy AWESOME video Batman!!!

 

[grayman]

Wow, this was such an eye-opener, I'm so grateful to Jack Chick...

Now I think I know what caused Pat Boone to turn to the Dark Side!

Heavy Metal Pat

I have that CD. Seriously.

 

[grayman]

Out of sheer curiosity, I wonder what sort of music Mr. Chick thinks is all right to listen to...

This:

 

[RobRoy]

Arrghh, I take it I violated policy with my response to the above.

 

[Shrike]

I wonder what Chick thinks about Stryper

 

[mactonite]

So Christian music isn't even safe? I suppose humming random notes is the work of the devil too. Way to go Jack!

 

[RobRoy]

I wonder what Chick thinks about Stryper

Or Petra:


Or Carmen:


Jars of Clay:


DeGarmo & Key

 

[mactonite]

or P.O.D.

haha, Jimmy Swaggart was a major player in speaking out against Christian rock. It turned out he wasn't as clean as he appeared to be: Ol' Jimmy

 

[bozman]

I wonder what Christian fans say when they meet Christian rock groups. Must be like:

"Man, you guys are hard!"

"You bet your gosh darn rear end we are!"

 

[Roadtoad]

Hmmm. No mention yet of Sandi Patti.

 

[mactonite]

Fudge! Those sons of heavenly riches make me want to dance like David.

 

[Roadtoad]

Here you go. The truth of it all, exposed for you!