Merged Chick Tracts

"Christian rock?!? Everybody knows all the good bands are affiliated with Satan."

- Bart Simpson
 
Out of sheer curiosity, I wonder what sort of music Mr. Chick thinks is all right to listen to.

Mind you, I refuse to give up listening to rock music. So I guess I'm going to hell (not that I wasn't already according to Mr. Chick) anyway. But I am curious what he thinks is all right.
 
TragicMonkey said:
"We're gonna rock, rock, rock, rock with the rock"?

Yeah, that's what all the kids are listening to.
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I wondered about the same thing. I would have thought Satan would have been a little more imaginative with the lyrics.

bozothedeathmachine said:
Wow. AIDS killed Bobby in less than 3.5 months. That's some quick-workin' AIDS.
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One also wonders what exactly Lew did do to the happy couple.

Not to mention why? I thought homosexuality was one of the Devil's plots in the first place.
 
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He couldn't have invaded and distorted Country. It started out that way!

And apparently Chick has never heard this song from KISS:

 
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Damn you Black Sabbath! Damn you KISS! Elvis how could you?
I don't want to Rock Rock Rock, Rock with the Rock!

From now on it's nothing but good ol' God music for me!

Whatever that is?
 
Brattus said:
Damn you Black Sabbath! Damn you KISS! Elvis how could you?
I don't want to Rock Rock Rock, Rock with the Rock!

From now on it's nothing but good ol' God music for me!

Whatever that is?
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No music at all. Haven't you seen Footloose? Remember that those kids all went to Hell.
 
Now that I think about it, whatever happens to Don? It just ends by saying he's "into vampirism". So does he live happily ever after or what?
 
Mirrorglass said:
Now that I think about it, whatever happens to Don? It just ends by saying he's "into vampirism". So does he live happily ever after or what?
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All sparkly vampires live happily ever after when they meet an underage teen high school girl. Totally makes sense.
 
Rome's still firmly in league with the devil, I see:
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He actually manages to make me feel sorry for the Catholic church.
 
And the Lewis Siffer thing has been done already, and much better in Angel Heart.

Chick stole the concept, and stealing is against God's Commandments (Exodus 20:15), and because he has broken God’s Commandments he is now cursed! (Duet. 11: 28)
 
Wow. I'm goin' to mom's and burnin' down the Elvis room. Thank whatever I only listen to Alvin and the Chipmunks.
 
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