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Merged Chick Tracts

I think that they are all pretty much equally offensive. I love how nobody has ever heard John 3:16 in these tracts.
 
It continues to amaze me what religious radicals think the ACLU is like compared to what it actually is. It's like they've created this entirely fictional version of the ACLU that is in no way any shape or form like the real one.
 
Why are five people who probably only crossed paths in their lives only once, during a brief court room trial, buried side-by-side?

...and speaking of which, I think that second zombie on the left is Archie Andrews.Sure looks like him.
 
I'm fascinated by all these wackjobs that seem to think God's chosen people are going to be condemned right along with everyone else.

If he changed his mind about the Jews, then how do they know he won't change his mind again about the Christians?

Or if he didn't change his mind but the Jews will be condemned anyway, then he lied. How do the fundies know he's not lying now?

Or if he didn't change his mind and didn't lie, then the Jews won't be condemned and the fundies are lying now.

Or, you know, it's all imaginary.
 
I'm fascinated by all these wackjobs that seem to think God's chosen people are going to be condemned right along with everyone else.

If he changed his mind about the Jews, then how do they know he won't change his mind again about the Christians?

God's like those men who cheat on their wives and then marry their mistresses, and the new wife is all happy at the wedding thinking "this time it's for real!" and is very surprised when five years later he's marrying number three.

Which I guess would be Islam. Sorry, Christianity!
 
I'm fascinated by all these wackjobs that seem to think God's chosen people are going to be condemned right along with everyone else.

If he changed his mind about the Jews, then how do they know he won't change his mind again about the Christians?

Or if he didn't change his mind but the Jews will be condemned anyway, then he lied. How do the fundies know he's not lying now?

Or if he didn't change his mind and didn't lie, then the Jews won't be condemned and the fundies are lying now.

Or, you know, it's all imaginary.

I think that their first assumption is that they are blessed. Therefore, YHVH must exist.
 
It continues to amaze me what religious radicals think the ACLU is like compared to what it actually is. It's like they've created this entirely fictional version of the ACLU that is in no way any shape or form like the real one.

And where's the first place they go running when their right to express their religion is being threatened?

Even Limbaugh went scampering over to the ACLU when he needed his medical records protected.
 
So I shouldn't believe what I learn in school, but rather, I should uncritically accept the bigoted blatherings of some guy who seems to get off on the fact that people who don't worship exactly like he does will burn in hell.
 
I confess I didn't even know who this guy is. Googled him and found one of his cartoon strips.

Good god. Is this crap intended for children or something?

No. It is intended for adults. The purpose is to allow those too cowardly to witness in person to share the message with cow-orkers and strangers. I have found these tracks at work, in the public library, and under my windsheild wiper.


Chick does believe they are good for kids also. Some tracts show adults passing out Chick tracts to trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
 
Chick does believe they are good for kids also. Some tracts show adults passing out Chick tracts to trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

Because nothing gets kids on your side like handing out crappy amateur quality black-&-white (double entendre not intended) comic books instead of candy. :p
 
I'm sorry, I now it's a matter of taste, but i find his artwork simply horrible.
But even as a lifelong atheist (well, at least as far back as I can remember) I am, just like you, intrigued by his little tracts.
I am nearly tempted to translate them to Dutch and start spreading them here, see how the response is :D



Some are coloured in. Oh, wait.
Actually these tracts mmay be in Dutch already. He peddles this crap in several coutries.
 

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