... I’ve taught a Justice of the Peace, two industrial chemists, a metallurgist and a pharmacist, biologist and telecoms engineer, their wives and many others. This is why I had no trouble in getting my application witnessed.
Could you please stop willfully transmitting your woo to other 'scientists'.
Sorry, I'm in a ratty mood today as well!
Your protocol is over-elaborate, difficult to control and expensive / time-consuming IMHO. It is very difficult to dig and remove all traces of that soil interference - especially in the UK where it's nearly always muddy!
Your attempted explanation for what you are detecting - disturbance of soil by man (pipes etc) or water flow - has a number of potential logic holes: why are you not constantly detecting where the soil has been disturbed by tree / plant roots, insects or other creatures tunnelling (you'll be hard pushed to find an area of ground the worms haven't been through!); what about where the water has gone through soil or softer rock but is covered over with granite that is therefore undisturbed? Would you detect that?
If it's disturbed soil you detect (regardless of the above problems) couldn't we have a far simpler test where we have small containers of undisturbed soil (dug up in an intact section) and disturbed soil (similar)? You could even select the samples yourself and then check in an open test that you can still tell the difference before they are randomised.
Incidentally, your dismissal of the failure of the ideomotor effect as an explanation of other dowsers' failure to perform when tested misses the explanation already given that they try the test first in open conditions and have no trouble detecting the relevant samples (even when covered up - so long as they know where they are) thereby proving the setup is fine as a test of their abilities... and then
all fail as soon as the setup (whilst exactly the same otherwise) is blinded. If you respond to this by saying all such dowsers are not 'true' dowsers, then bear in mind your ascertion that anyone can do it and it's easy to learn, as that would make any claim that they're not 'true' dowsers a mite feeble.
I also fail to understand why you won't do the simpler self-tests suggested. Your excuse that we wouldn't believe the results spectacularly misses the point that such a test is for
you. It'll either allow you to hone your skills and the test protocol (which can only improve your chances of passing) or allow you to realise that you are sadly (and rather disturbingly easily) deluded. Of course if you did involve the local skeptic group that would help the above and also act as some assurance in any relaying to us that it is more than anecdote - but the main point of the test is for you.
Sadly I expect (as with most other dowsers before you), you'll either keep elaborating on the test conditions, such that it becomes (even more) impractical to run, or you will indeed be tested (great!), will fail (as have all before you) and then construct a new elaborate theory as to what it was you were actually detecting and why the test was not a fair measure of that (as, sadly, many people who fail the test do).
Of course there remains the hope that you will be true to your former profession and accept the results of a rigorous and fair test (that you will have formally agreed is rigorous and fair before you take it).
Fingers crossed!