Bounce dryer sheets?

[Hazelip]

This page here looks like the original e-mail for Bounce Fabric Softener mythology. Send it in to Snopes, so they can update the page.

It reminds me of the Coca-Cola e-mail...

 

[JamesM]

I generally go to the washroom for that sort of thing. But even rubbing them on my hands, and then smoothing down my hair seems to work.

As long as you don't climb into the dryer...

 

[Bottle or the Gun]

I think Bounce started it so people would use more dryer sheets. I remember an article in GQ magazine years ago that recommended that you should use a disposable razor once and use a new one every time you shaved. Wonder who paid for that article?

 

[Suezoled]

I think Bounce started it so people would use more dryer sheets. I remember an article in GQ magazine years ago that recommended that you should use a disposable razor once and use a new one every time you shaved. Wonder who paid for that article?

simple solution: don't shave. Ever.

 

[Bottle or the Gun]

Yeah! And I'm tired of buying soap every few years, too!

 

[Suezoled]

Yeah! And I'm tired of buying soap every few years, too!

no, that only counts when you use a fresh bar every time you wash. if you don't, you can buy soap every so often like the rest of us. And reuse it.

 

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4. Eliminates static electricity from your television screen. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.

Of course, as soon as you turn the TV on the beam of high voltage electrons will reestablish the static charge. Don't try this while the set is on!

Even if your TV has a Plasma screen?

 

[Bottle or the Gun]

DO NOT use Bounce on your plasma screen!!!! Each sheet is impregnated with chemicals which you really do not want on your tv screen.