Blond Jesus

triadboy said:
Those depictions are from the middle ages.

The Gospel writers (and Paul) never met Jesus. (They didn't even live in the same country.) They would never attempt to describe him. But apparently there was no reason for them to think Jesus looked unusual. Their lack of description describes an average man from that area (Nazereth) - from that time (30 AD). He probably looked a lot like a swarthy Danny Devito.
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No, no, no. He looked very much like Rock Hudson! But with a beard. :p
There's rumours that he was that way inclined sexually as well.
 
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triadboy said:
Those depictions are from the middle ages.

The Gospel writers (and Paul) never met Jesus. (They didn't even live in the same country.) They would never attempt to describe him. But apparently there was no reason for them to think Jesus looked unusual. Their lack of description describes an average man from that area (Nazereth) - from that time (30 AD). He probably looked a lot like a swarthy Danny Devito.
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A swarthy Danny DeVito?

I wish there was some sort of blasphemy meter icon here. That tops it.
 
TX50 said:
Yes, that's pretty much like the Israeli actor I mentioned. A look at some
of the imperial Roman period mummy portraits from Egypt might give a
reasonably good indication of his type too (except a bit scruffier and
not quite so well dressed).
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But those are all terrorists...

Anyway--some skeptical Jesus moments--When I went to a black church and the Jesus there was black. When I watched Planet of the Apes (the original, not the remade garbage) and Jesus was an ape.

My favorite Jesus:

 
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Favorite t-shirt...
 
The most offensive Jesus t-shirt I've seen is hard to describe with the censors. I'll try:

The words across the front say "Jesus F-ing Christ"
One Jesus is bent over; another one is behind him, standing straight, with a halo, and ramming Jesus #1 pretty hard.

When I saw it, I had to meet the bloke wearing it, for sociology homework, and then had to say several "Hail Mary's"

(I hope this counts as confession)
 
I tell you. Jesus was gay. How else do you explain the nude young man who fled as Jeebus was getting arerested? :p
 
So Jeebus is offering the kid to a clown. " For what fowl pupose??" he wonders.
 
amb said:
I tell you. Jesus was gay. How else do you explain the nude young man who fled as Jeebus was getting arerested? :p
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I keep telling christians Jesus was clearly gay:

Luke 17:34 in the KJV tells you why.

Coolhat said:
Here´s some motivational Jesus for ya:

My favorite:
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Jesus loves steroids?

Pity they don't have one of him standing by some couple's bed as they copulate. Jesus has come!
 
Well, I have the unfortunate task of having to work in one of the largest suuuthern baptist places on earth because in my line of work there aren't many options to get the hours I have. If you walk around the 3 building complex that takes up 11 acres of prime downtown real estate you will see many pictures of biblical scenes. In all of them the heroes are white and the rest are "jewish" . Moses is creamy white and his followers are dark and curly haired. The evil pharisees are all dark, and on an odd note the whites jesus is holding a white child while the dark parents look on smiling (figure that out!).

By the way that light switch jesus pic about made me cough up corn flakes. LOL
 
I wonder if its cool to reject Jesus because of one's anti-semetism?
Like, i was totally into his crackerness, until I found out he was a freaking Jew!

So I switched to Islam, and became a terrorist?

That would be more Christian than worshipping a Jew?

(Religion confuses me, though I like to be polite, mostly.)
 
quarky said:
I wonder if its cool to reject Jesus because of one's anti-semetism?
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Nope.

Anti-semites just claim Jesus wasn't a Jew.

Check out Stormfront for verification if you have protective clothing handy.
 
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