Roger: You may be interested in a study I did which I feel is comparable to yours in terms of informational value:
Study of Gravitational Fields
By the Garbage Man, BS (think bull!), MSc (Master of Scandals)
1. Purpose of Study
The purpose of this study is to examine the proposition that gravitational vector fields influence the spacial displacement and potential and kinetic energies of masses within them.
2. Experimental Conditions
A planetary body consisting of a substantial mass was obtained. It was hypothesized that said body produced a gravitational vector field of magnitude proportional to said mass and directed along a line subtended by the geometric centre of said body and which intersects normally with the surface plane of said body at any given point on said plane. It was further hypothesized that said field extends to infinity and that the total effective field at any given point displaced above the surface of said body could be represented by a surface integral of a unit vector.
An edifice was located on the surface of the planetary body. This edifice consisted of a number of levels, which shall be represented by the numbers 1 to 100 respectively. Each level is displaced above the body by a distance defined by the floor of said level relative to a tangent plane at the foot of the edifice tangent to the surface of the planetary body and tangent at a point which is geometrically central to the lower surface of said edifice. Therefore each level has a greater relative displacement to the tangent plane of the planetary body than the last, and the increase in displacement is linear in accordance with the numbering of said levels multiplied by a displacement constant representing the relative spacial displacement of one level to the other along a line drawn normal to the tangent plane.
At each level an aperture was located in the outer surface of the edifice. This aperture was cleared of obstructions and a small mass of organic material belonging to the species Cucurbita Pepo was placed outside the edifice through the aperture, such that it was located at a net displacement from the tangent plane with no intervening masses. This process was repeated for each level of the edifice.
3. Results
The data are presented in Fig 1.
It was observed that in each case, the test mass would spontaneously accelerate along a trajectory described by a line subtended by the geometric centre of the planetary body and normal to the surface of the tangent plane at the base of the edifice.
It was further observed that in all cases the test body would impact the surface of the planetary body at a time t which was proportional to the net initial displacement from the tangent plane, with a velocity that was also proportional to said displacement.
In all cases there was a severe disruption of the structural integrity of the test mass upon impact and said disruption increased with increasing initial displacement. It was further observed that the entropic state of the surface of the planetary body increased imediately following each impact. Further studies need to be performed to assess the wider implications of this factor which is outside the scope of this study.
4. Implications
By extrapolating the data obtained for Cucurbita Pepo to the human body, there is a significant statistical correlation that potentially has grave implications for human health. It is hypothesized that the structural integrity of the human body may experience similar disruption under such circumstances as the test mass, and this is a matter which should be addressed by competent authorities forthwith.
5. Conclusions
It is concluded that there is indeed a force of the nature of a gravitational field vector emanating from planetary bodies.
6. Recommendations
It is strongly recommended that people avoid situations in which they displace themselves above the surface of a planetary body without the benefit of restraining devices that offset the force leading to gravitational acceleration. It is further recommended that people avoid displacing themselves through apertures at higher levels of edifices into free space as the evidence suggests that there is a severe risk to health in doing so.
Tha author of this report wishes to acknowledge that this study was funded by the Federal Union of Garbage Collectors and gratefully thanks them for their cooperation, without which this comprehensive study could not have been performed.
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Impressive huh?
Rough translation of the above:
We live on earth. There are multi story buildings on earth. There is also gravity. Things fall down under the influence of gravity.
Somebody threw pumpkins out of the windows of a multi storey building. The pumpkins splatted when they hit the ground. They also made a big mess.
The higher up the pumpkin was thrown from, the bigger the splat and the bigger the mess.
We recommend that people do not throw themselves out of the windows of high buildings because they'll probably end up splatted just like the pumpkins. We think throwing yourself off high buildings could be a health hazard.
What this report proved was that things fall down when they are thrown out of windows.
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Don't you all feel better for knowing these facts? I mean who would have guessed?
