Bigfoot Encounters.

[Red Siegfried]

Maybe, they cannot die!

Undead flying bigfoots, emitting crop circles and shooting laser beams, shaped like green energy demon vampire ghost shaped 7-11s ... I had a vision, ma'am!

You think the crop circles are weird? Wait until you start seeing the concrete circles! Think bigfoot is weird, how about the undead, invisible, firebreathing, phase, doppleganger space bigfeet?!!!

People bitch, people moan. "This is a sign of the endtimes, that's a sign of the endtimes!" When they should all be saying "It's ALL a sign of the endtimes!"

 

[JLam]

More about Stan Gordon and his alien bigfoot hypothesis

csicop article

And you can tell he's a real woo because of:

"Johnson then unveiled his startling theory: Bigfoot is a "quantum animal" that moves freely between the real world as we know it and a "quantum world" outside the reach of conventional physical laws."

I stand corrected. I had forgotten for a moment that quantum physics explains everything. Stan Gordon must be a genius. I hang my head in shame

 

[Red Siegfried]

Oh, that explains everything. Sorry I doubted. So does he have any ideas on how we capture a "quantum" unknown primate?

Call Ghostbusters and catch him in one of those little trap things?

Surround him with a pentagram?

Holy water?

Freeze him in liquid nitrogen like that movie "The Entity?"

Harsh language?

Just brainstorming here.

 

[Lavie Enrose]

Is there any animal we know exists, but a body of the creature has not been recovered?

 

[aofl]

You should check this out from the BFRO:

http://www.texasbigfoot.com/016_905.html

Tons of people out there with all sorts of recording equipment and the only people who saw the bigfoot conveniently didn't have any with them, after the expedition wrapped up.

How convenient ...

And I don't believe it for a second. Apparently bigfoot is smart enough to know not to show up when you have a camera around. Or something.

Edited to correct that the site is not BFRO, but it was an expedition linked to from the BFRO site:

http://www.bfro.net

Don't forget that something walked around and chucked a branch at some of them.

Does it strike anyone else this was more of a Blair Witch Project than anything else? I blame the family they were staying with. I think they were poking fun at the investigators.

A

 

[Lavie Enrose]

Don't forget that something walked around and chucked a branch at some of them. I blame the family they were staying with. I think they were poking fun at the investigators.

Impossible. From the site:

In addition to the howls and sighting, the thrown stick was one of the most notable events reported by participants. Are there reasons to think it was really thrown, or did the two men misinterpret a more mundane event? On Sunday afternoon the spot where the stick throwing occurred was visited during daylight hours. Based on the position taken up by the firefighters at the edge of a large opening along a creek, it was clear that a branch did not fall to the ground from a tree, confusing the men. Furthermore, the ends of the stick were quite weathered; it was apparent that it had not recently broken off a tree. Finally, examination of the stick revealed a small piece of fresh green leaf embedded in the rough end of part of the stick, indicating that the stick had very recently encountered the foliage of a tree or shrub with some force, as in being hurled through the air.

There is no disputing the above scientific evidence that only a sasquatch could have thrown the stick.

 

[The Odd Emperor]

Oh, that explains everything. Sorry I doubted. So does he have any ideas on how we capture a "quantum" unknown primate?

Call Ghostbusters and catch him in one of those little trap things?

Surround him with a pentagram?

Holy water?

Freeze him in liquid nitrogen like that movie "The Entity?"

Harsh language?

Just brainstorming here.

With lots of imagination?

Seriously; if it were a quantum-phase shifting thing it would have no reality (or real-estate) while it’s phasing. At rest it would be a real animal. It would probably make a hell of a noise coming and going, probably a bunch of heat radiation if it did this trick all at once.

Talk about making things more complicated!