Best. Headline. Ever.

[Skepticemea]

Have you thought about employing a roving patrol of Eastern Cougars as protection?

 

[philkensebben]

Have you thought about employing a roving patrol of Eastern Cougars as protection?

Milfs? What would they do?

 

[Skepticemea]

Well I steer clear of All Bar Ones* for starters.

*This joke may require knowledge of the bars in "Ole London Taaaarn".

 

[Foolmewunz]

Pretty hard to beat this one, actually. It's got just about everything you could ask for.

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/ne...-at-man-dressed-as-Snickers-bar-97262439.html

 

[Skepticemea]

I'm buying Irish newspapers from now on.

 

[Tacita]

Wallaby darned.

(Hey someone had to say it.)

 

[RSLancastr]

Milfs? What would they do?

Anything at all.

 

[RSLancastr]

Not here we don't. The little bastards have weekly meetings on my verandah. I'd get rid of them but they bring along Eastern Grays as protection, you don't want to go toe to toe with a big Eastern Gray Kangaroo, believe me!

Oh, Roos. I thought you meant extraterrestrials.

 

[RSLancastr]

Stoned Tasman Wallabies is a pretty good band name.

Add "Temple Pilots" to it, and you're on!

 

[Skepticemea]

Roo'd have thought there'd be a marsupial pun. Numbat me, obviously.

Lie down time.

 

[RSLancastr]

Is Tim a battle wombat or a member of the Imperial Numbat Didge Artillery Corps? Those foil hats are grouse.

Check out Tim's Avatar and status in this post.

 

[Skepticemea]

Check out Tim's Avatar and status in this post.

OMG! Seriously, I had no prior knowledge.

Here! do you think I might be psychic?

 

[RSLancastr]

What other possible xplanation could there be?

 

[Skepticemea]

I would have gone for "coincidence" but that seems unlikely.

I think, however, I may need to gather more evidence examples of my prescience.

 

[RSLancastr]

I would have gone for "coincidence" but that seems unlikely.

I think, however, I may need to gather more evidence examples of my prescience.

As a budding psychic, you must learn the following:

"There is no such thing as a 'coincidence'"

 

[Wudang]

As a budding psychic, you must learn the following:

"There is no such thing as a 'coincidence'"

And "I never take payment. However, occasionally grateful clients feel it appropriate to make a donation to show their appreciation."

 

[welshdean]

Pretty hard to beat this one, actually. It's got just about everything you could ask for.

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/ne...-at-man-dressed-as-Snickers-bar-97262439.html

And a link in that story to yet another corker from the emerald isle...

Bionic cat with new legs created by Irish vet

I really am going to start buying Irish papers.

 

[DrDave]

Gymnast bummed by tiger

Also includes the best quote I ever saw in a paper

If people are going to abuse animals by putting them in circuses they should expect to be bummed

http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=1032

Shame it's probably fake since it's from the Sport

 

[caniswalensis]

That is a great headline, and an interesting article, RSL.

I have to say though, that this is my favorite headline of all time:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/17/AR2005071700411_pf.html

 

[Howie Felterbush]

That is a great headline, and an interesting article, RSL.

I have to say though, that this is my favorite headline of all time:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/17/AR2005071700411_pf.html

Possibly the same copywriter?