Best. Headline. Ever.

[RSLancastr]

Yes, The Aussies Have it All Figured Out

 

[Wudang]

That explains it. Wallabies are actually aliens! That's why UFOs have never made contact - because their wallaby pilots were all stoned out their gourds. They're so ripped they think it's funny to kidnap people, probe their anuses, suppress their memories, mutilate cattle, fly in strange patterns. It all fits!

 

[Mojo]

In other places, crop circles are hard to explain phenomenon...

Only if you refuse to accept that they're made by people.

 

[Skepticemea]

That article is obviously a government (poppy) plant to divert attention from the battle wombats currently being grav-jetted into strategic areas around Mt Warning and Murwillumbah. If you see a bulky ground-based marsupial wearing a tin foil hat, stay the hell away!

Does anyone have a lighter?

 

[Mojo]

That article is obviously a government (poppy) plant to divert attention from the battle wombats currently being grav-jetted into strategic areas around Mt Warning and Murwillumbah. If you see a bulky ground-based marsupial wearing a tin foil hat, stay the hell away!

Does anyone have a lighter?

Tim is in on the conspiracy?

 

[Skepticemea]

Is Tim a battle wombat or a member of the Imperial Numbat Didge Artillery Corps? Those foil hats are grouse.

 

[icerat]

Apparently it's a slow news week

Huffington Post publishes an article yesterday, which is based on a CNN article from the day before, which is based on a BBC article .... from June 2009!

And which was mentioned on Swift at the time and discussed in the JREF forums.

And here we are and it's all over the news again.

All of this has happened before ... and will happen again ...

 

[Skepticemea]

Apparently it's a slow news week

Huffington Post publishes an article yesterday, which is based on a CNN article from the day before, which is based on a BBC article .... from June 2009!

And which was mentioned on Swift at the time and discussed in the JREF forums.

And here we are and it's all over the news again.

All of this has happened before ... and will happen again ...

Exactly. The marsupials have been gathering in strength and we just ignore it.

 

[Mojo]

Is Tim a battle wombat...?

You're new around here, aren't you?

 

[Skepticemea]

It was my post count (and cheery personality) that gave it away, wasn't it?

I am, yes. Pleased to meet.

 

[JFrankA]

Personally, I think this is the best headline ever (from 2007)

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,508788,00.html

...since I'm dating a woman from Germany, I quite agree with that headline.

 

[Skepticemea]

"Colleagues Finger Billionaire" was a pretty good headline.

 

[welshdean]

Best headline ever must go to:

Background here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_div_1/2875957.stm

 

[C_Felix]

This one....well...it speaks for itself.

 

[Resume]

Stoned Tasman Wallabies is a pretty good band name.

 

[Humanists Harbor]

I'm partial to "Headless Body in Topless Bar" myself.

 

[Resume]

I'm partial to "Headless Body in Topless Bar" myself.

That's the Wallabies' first album.

 

[drewid]

After last years Irish Budget debacle
http://boingboing.net/2010/11/24/irish-journalisms-tr.html

 

[Skepticemea]

After last years Irish Budget debacle
http://boingboing.net/2010/11/24/irish-journalisms-tr.html

 

[Damien Evans]

Exactly. The marsupials have been gathering in strength and we just ignore it.

Not here we don't. The little bastards have weekly meetings on my verandah. I'd get rid of them but they bring along Eastern Grays as protection, you don't want to go toe to toe with a big Eastern Gray Kangaroo, believe me!