Bananas: Proof God Exists

According to the video, the banana has a easy way to open it at the top and even points toward your mouth for ease of eating. But only if you hold it that way, duh! :rolleyes:

Question: Is Kirk Cameron proof that God exists?
 
Meri said:
In Douglas Adam's book Last Chance to See, he mentions that the coconuts on Komodo look like proof of a malevolent god. I don't have the book on me, but the argument is that the coconut is such a wonderful thing that only a malevolent god would 1)make the coconut hard to get into, 2.) put the coconut at the top of a tall, hard to climb tree, and 3) (on Komodo) put a giant deadly lizard at the bottom of that tree.
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Well, if you want bad design, you can't do much worse than the liver of a polar bear.

* You have to go to the Arctic to get it.

* It's wrapped in a huge ferocious carnivore which wants to keep its liver.

* It's poisonous.

How crap is that?
 
Dr Adequate said:
Well, if you want bad design, you can't do much worse than the liver of a polar bear.

* You have to go to the Arctic to get it.

* It's wrapped in a huge ferocious carnivore which wants to keep its liver.

* It's poisonous.

How crap is that?
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It's still better than yeti kidneys:

- You have to go to the Himalayas to find a Yeti

- You have to kill a huge humanoid creature to get its kidneys

- Yetis are imaginary, so even if you kill one, you can't have its kidneys, because they don't exist

At least with the polar bear, you have a poisonous liver for your troubles.
 
he is from the show 'way of the master', it used ot be on daystar and went into later and later timeslots and then stopped showing all together. that guy is a jerk who pesters strangers about all kinds of things and tries to guild trip them into believing. its crazy. too crazy for daystar even.

I remember him going to some religious festival and making fun of hare krishnas (sp?) right to their faces and lecturing everyone about abortion.

If you hate yourself type in 'way of the master' into google video. someone spent a lot of time uploading those.

Oh, and their website is hilarious! you go and the first thing it does is ask if you are saved and directs you accordingly.
 
Hallelujah, brothers. After witnessing this PROOF I shed off 40+ years of atheism and PROCLAIM myself a believer! I see it is such a NIGHTMARE for atheists that Dawkins didn't EVEN try to refute it IN "The God Delusion." I shall NOW pray for all my brother AND sister atheists TO see the Light!




(P.S. RandFan, that was hilarious!)
 
nails said:
he is from the show 'way of the master', it used ot be on daystar and went into later and later timeslots and then stopped showing all together.
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I am old, proabaly foreign, and out of touch. Please tell me more about this "daystar". Seriously, I'd like to know. I can't appreciate how crass you have to be to get dumped by daystar if I don't know how crass daystar is to begin with. I'm thinking daystar is pretty crass?
 
daystar is religious programming. During the day it is mostly people preaching and asking for donations, sometimes 'save the children' and all that, 700 club in the morning... I got about 4 religious channels off of the rabbit ears, and daystar was the zanyist so before me and my boyfriend got cable we watched it all the time mystery science theater 3000 style. some of the stuff people said on that channel was hilarious. Like the body positions used in yoga apparently let demons enter your body. hahaaha. sure.

other horrible shows they dumped:

joni (oprah-esque talk show, she was really obsessed with curing homosexuality... I would say like 2/3 of her shows were about that). She said she was a singer, but she would only sing when 12 other people were there and they turned up the mic of one of the 'back up' singers loud so you couldnt even hear her. So I am pretty sure she sucked.

last time I saw her on tv she was introducing clips from religious movies on someone elses show at about 3:00 am. I laughed. I hate joni!

aquire the fire- a teen centered witnessing show. they would rent out venues and show dumb skits kids put together and have some guy try to convert eveyrone in the audience, even though I doubt an athiest would go to those things in the first place. i think they got rid of that show because the host would stress the importance of getting people into faith while they were young, and it was somewhat creepy(if you dont beleive by the time you are __ years old... we will probably lose you forever). Extremely melodramatic. I am pretty sure the last straw is the episode where they said teens were todays 'faith warriors', and compared it to the war in iraq, complete with skits w/fake guns and camo gear. I think it angered people who had relatives in a war, as though preaching to other people is in any way comparable to being in an actual war.

way of the master was the only show that was hard to laugh at. he was just such a jerk and so ignorant that it just made me angry. their website made me laugh though.

Jack lalane (SP?) and his wife roxella are pretty entertaining, they are on latenight on even non religious channels. they connect news articles to the rapture, and it seems like everything points to DOOM! some of the stuff they connect to the bible is pretty hilarious. They seem like nice people at heart.
 
is that a banana in his pocket, or is god just happy to see me...?
 
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