Bananas: Proof God Exists

Ya, I think its been posted here before, funny nonetheless.

Personally, I bite the nub on the otherside of the banana, and peel it that way, i find if u use the "tab" it ends up mushing the banana up. Its the atheist way to open a banana ;)
 
Handled before, and the entire argument was invalidated instantly by just pointing out that bananas in nature are almost inedible and the ones in stores were specially breeded to have their traits.
 
Dark Jaguar said:
Handled before, and the entire argument was invalidated instantly by just pointing out that bananas in nature are almost inedible and the ones in stores were specially breeded to have their traits.
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We can't let facts get in the way of a good story!

Everybody knows bananas (yellow, sweet) were grown by Noah so he could feed animals on the ark!
 
That christian god fellow was insane enough without chemical alteration! I wouldn't want to imagine what manner of infinite behavior might be unleashed WITH drugs.
 
And if you eat green bananas you get very sick very quickly.

That God guy was quite the jokester!
 
Dark Jaguar said:
That christian god fellow was insane enough without chemical alteration! I wouldn't want to imagine what manner of infinite behavior might be unleashed WITH drugs.
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Perhaps he might be like the drunk during an earthquake walking a straight line -- reason might emerge for the first time. ;)
 
Just thinking said:
And if you eat green bananas you get very sick very quickly.

That God guy was quite the jokester!
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To say nothing of the tarantulas hanging out all over 'em in South America.

God exists! Look how cute Pekingese are!
 
The phrase "You couldn't make it up" springs to mind. It's a kind of ineffable silliness that I would hitherto have thought that human beings were incapable of, had I not met some.

*wanders off with a bemused expression*
 
According to Jasper Fforde, bananas are a genetically engineered fruit sent back from the future to the distant past and named after the genetic engineer who created them - Anna Bannon
 
I assume this is the Ray Comfort Way of the Master video (I'd have to enable Javascript for that site to watch it, so I'll decline). Ray himself admitted on the Hellbound Allie show that it was a bad argument. The guys on the Non-Prophets show pointed out that the banana seems to be optimized for inserting into any body orifice, not just the mouth. That God is a perv!
 
glopal said:
Ya, I think its been posted here before, funny nonetheless.

Personally, I bite the nub on the otherside of the banana, and peel it that way, i find if u use the "tab" it ends up mushing the banana up. Its the atheist way to open a banana ;)
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I thought I was the only one! Though I just use my thumbnail to get it started.

I find it useful to have a little handle on the un-opened end.
 
Pineapples and coconuts are proof that God hates us. Otherwise why would they be so difficult to get into?

Creationist "logic" cuts both ways.
 
Cello Man said:
Pineapples and coconuts are proof that God hates us. Otherwise why would they be so difficult to get into?

Creationist "logic" cuts both ways.
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In Douglas Adam's book Last Chance to See, he mentions that the coconuts on Komodo look like proof of a malevolent god. I don't have the book on me, but the argument is that the coconut is such a wonderful thing that only a malevolent god would 1)make the coconut hard to get into, 2.) put the coconut at the top of a tall, hard to climb tree, and 3) (on Komodo) put a giant deadly lizard at the bottom of that tree.
 
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