August Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of August

  • 1) Built for the future

    Votes: 17 14.4%

  • 2) Computer models have got nothing

    Votes: 12 10.2%

  • 3) I'd be proud of my ignorance if I knew what it was

    Votes: 11 9.3%

  • 4) Investigations need maids

    Votes: 11 9.3%

  • 5) DNA compromises

    Votes: 20 16.9%

  • 6) Does Obama have a birthday?

    Votes: 14 11.9%

  • 7) Deliberately shoddy

    Votes: 6 5.1%

  • 8) Words as clear as mud

    Votes: 10 8.5%

  • 9) Demolition methodology redundancy

    Votes: 9 7.6%

  • 10) No access problems

    Votes: 18 15.3%

  • 11) Only mirrors reflect light

    Votes: 33 28.0%

  • 12) Obama, not a Muslim this time

    Votes: 8 6.8%

  • 13) Namonya everywhere

    Votes: 23 19.5%

  • 14) Millions of incidents

    Votes: 18 15.3%

  • 15) Disaster movies are now the media

    Votes: 38 32.2%

  • 16) Pfft, logic is so retarded

    Votes: 31 26.3%

  • 17) Locked out of the mirrors

    Votes: 14 11.9%

  • 18) Nothing about falling

    Votes: 28 23.7%

  • 19) Crazy probability

    Votes: 21 17.8%

  • 20) Open Source Health Care

    Votes: 13 11.0%
  • Total voters
    118
  • Poll closed .
One thing you have to know about OBL. By Islamic law, one can only be buried on land. You can bury a Muslim at sea, but only with the permission of an Imam. That means Barack Obama isn't really a Muslim.
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I keep reading this and not getting it. I don't speak logic, but:

a - OBL is buried at sea.
b - That can only happen with permission of an Imam.
(random observation - President Obama is not OBL, nor is he an Imam. )​
c - Therefore Obama is not really a Muslim


I don't see how c follows from a and / or b. Shouldn't it be like the witch trials; we have to see how he's buried - on land, or in the sea (with Imam's permission) and then we know the truth for sure about Obama's Muslimness? :confused:
 
carlitos said:
I keep reading this and not getting it. I don't speak logic, but:

a - OBL is buried at sea.
b - That can only happen with permission of an Imam.
(random observation - President Obama is not OBL, nor is he an Imam. )​
c - Therefore Obama is not really a Muslim


I don't see how c follows from a and / or b. Shouldn't it be like the witch trials; we have to see how he's buried - on land, or in the sea (with Imam's permission) and then we know the truth for sure about Obama's Muslimness? :confused:
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Faulty logic that no Muslim would ever betray a tenet of their faith.
 
Travis said:
Faulty logic that no Muslim would ever betray a tenet of their faith.
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Also, that there is no other Muslim Imam in the whole US (or even the world) who could have given the needed permission.
 
I'm going for 19, it's short and sweet and sums up the whole CT scene for me. Glad to see the July winner was my favourite, I lol'd hard at that. :)
 
Okay, you all. We've been getting a great amount of voting done here.

But the voting is lacking over here. (and you don't have to vote for me but it is a not so humble suggestion)
 
I voted for a bunch of 'em; but I wish I could have voted for #5 twice (once for my ape-reptile-otter-dolphin DNA, and once for the lunar lizard geneticist who designed it). :slug:
 
...and I'd like to remind those who haven't voted for one yet that you can in fact vote for more than one....
 
I wish I could vote for both 5 and 15, but alas, 5 is the superior. The man is so damn reasonable.

EDIT: Damnit, I just realized it was multiple choice. That's what I get for not reading carefully.
 
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Another person falls victim to not understanding the scope of my voting magnanimity.
 
I only vote for one. :) Sometimes.

I vote 13, "namonya" because it's so typical of the illiterate Icke folks who have heard a fairly common word but never, apparently, read it, nor do they feel the need to find the correct spelling. It's not just the one guy over there who does that.
 
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