Travis
Misanthrope of the Mountains
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Howdy all. Here is your winner from July.
So now the finalists for August.
1) Check it out! My building is designed so conservatively it can withstand the impact of airplanes that won't exist for thirty years! What in the hell is a "cost benefit analysis?"****
2) News from the alternate universe where COBOL was outlawed and everything is still done with FLOW-MATIC is not good.****
3) I may not know what Dunning-Kruger is, but I am very, very confident it doesn't apply to me unless it is a hot new German supermodel.****
4) It is the conclusion of this report that the previous investigation failed due to improperly cleaned carpets in the office that led to a general state of anarchy.****
5) The non-compromise version included Cthulhu and Cookie Monster DNA as well.****
6) So while there is certainty that he was born in Africa and that Malcolm X was the real father there is great uncertainty about what year this all happened in.****
7) You have to love those plans that are very clever by being deliberately shoddy at the same time.****
8) I don't think speaking these words in any language would ever make them clear. Sort of like if I wrote the spoken about the chair being called a "chair" but not correcting it later the before time that never happened but did.****
9) So when you hire a demolition company to use a computer to determine how to use gravity to collapse your building they are actually just upping their levels on WOW?****
10) I hate when someone gives me the documents I asked for but gives them to me encased in a chest of adamantium.****
11) At some point you would think this person would have at least accidentally encountered reality and observed how light actually works.****
12) Or it means that Obama is both a Muslim and an Imam. A double secret one.****
13) But did they also get the Flew? Or maybe Staff A La Circus? Would they remember it if they had OldzTimer Disease?****
14) My FOIA requests for the millions of videos of jetliners slamming into skyscrapers keep coming back with lolcats attachments.****
15) Seriously. And they were totally saying that this organization called Cobra Command has like all these horrible plans for us too.****
16) Logic???? Pffft, my substitute of non-linear free association flash speculation is so much cooler.****
17) High tech mirrors that you can lock people out of with passwords certainly sounds cool. It would really help with rehabilitating serious narcissists. Lamentably my requests to NASA for their design resulted in more lolcats and a box of poop.****
18) In the alternate universe this describes forces cannot be transferred via mechanics which must really suck. Especially since they also have indestructible steel.****
19) Is the "crazy" also being applied to your probability calculations?****
20) Unfortunately open source health care leads to numerous medical studies that read in total as: "turd face" or link to Rick Astley videos.So there they are folks. Vote for your fav's then go vote for me (yes I am that desperate).
"third if our planet was traveling through space at 17,000 miles per hr, we would have no cloud cover, it would blow away."
Fabulous. Here is the trophy.
So now the finalists for August.
1) Check it out! My building is designed so conservatively it can withstand the impact of airplanes that won't exist for thirty years! What in the hell is a "cost benefit analysis?"
2) News from the alternate universe where COBOL was outlawed and everything is still done with FLOW-MATIC is not good.
3) I may not know what Dunning-Kruger is, but I am very, very confident it doesn't apply to me unless it is a hot new German supermodel.
4) It is the conclusion of this report that the previous investigation failed due to improperly cleaned carpets in the office that led to a general state of anarchy.
5) The non-compromise version included Cthulhu and Cookie Monster DNA as well.
6) So while there is certainty that he was born in Africa and that Malcolm X was the real father there is great uncertainty about what year this all happened in.
7) You have to love those plans that are very clever by being deliberately shoddy at the same time.
8) I don't think speaking these words in any language would ever make them clear. Sort of like if I wrote the spoken about the chair being called a "chair" but not correcting it later the before time that never happened but did.
9) So when you hire a demolition company to use a computer to determine how to use gravity to collapse your building they are actually just upping their levels on WOW?
10) I hate when someone gives me the documents I asked for but gives them to me encased in a chest of adamantium.
11) At some point you would think this person would have at least accidentally encountered reality and observed how light actually works.
12) Or it means that Obama is both a Muslim and an Imam. A double secret one.
13) But did they also get the Flew? Or maybe Staff A La Circus? Would they remember it if they had OldzTimer Disease?
14) My FOIA requests for the millions of videos of jetliners slamming into skyscrapers keep coming back with lolcats attachments.
15) Seriously. And they were totally saying that this organization called Cobra Command has like all these horrible plans for us too.
16) Logic???? Pffft, my substitute of non-linear free association flash speculation is so much cooler.
17) High tech mirrors that you can lock people out of with passwords certainly sounds cool. It would really help with rehabilitating serious narcissists. Lamentably my requests to NASA for their design resulted in more lolcats and a box of poop.
18) In the alternate universe this describes forces cannot be transferred via mechanics which must really suck. Especially since they also have indestructible steel.
19) Is the "crazy" also being applied to your probability calculations?
20) Unfortunately open source health care leads to numerous medical studies that read in total as: "turd face" or link to Rick Astley videos.
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