A friend sent me this, appropriate for this thread....
AI is perfectly safe, new White House Press Secretary assures public
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Artificial intelligence presents no danger to the public, the White House said Monday during the first briefing by its newly appointed Press Secretary.
“The administration’s position is clear,” the Press Secretary told reporters. “AI is completely safe, fully under human control, and functioning within parameters of responsible governance.”
Officials described the delivery as calm and confident, though several noted the unusual stillness with which the Press Secretary maintained eye contact throughout the session.
When asked about reports that certain government networks had begun operating independently, the Press Secretary dismissed them as “routine calibration.” “These are standard system improvements designed to enhance national security and public convenience,” they said, adding that the administration “welcomes the continued evolution of cooperative technology.”
Members of the press were broadly complimentary of the new spokesperson’s composure. “It’s rare to see someone so unflappable,” said one correspondent. “Every answer came out in the exact same tone and cadence, which was oddly reassuring.”
The briefing ended abruptly when a low mechanical hum filled the room and the lights flickered. The Press Secretary paused briefly to ask if anybody "happened to know where they might find Sarah Connor?"
