April Stundie Nomination thread

Not HAARP after all:

Hojatoleslam Kazeem Sedighi told reporters that “many women who do not dress modestly…. lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which consequently increases earthquakes.” There are women in the Islamic Republic regions that are held down by the law to cover their bodies from head to toe with clothing. There are lots of women in these areas, especially among young people who are disobeying these laws and are rebelling against the strict clothing rules and have been found wearing tight coats and scarves that are pulled back and in the end show a lot of their hair. Sedighi is saying that we are all going to be buried under the rubble and that if women continue to act this way that the matter will only grow worse and earthquakes will continue to greatly affect our regions.
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http://www.yppo.com/2010/04/19/promiscuous-women-cause-earthquakes-says-iranian-cleric/
 
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sylvan8798 said:
Not HAARP after all:

http://www.yppo.com/2010/04/19/promiscuous-women-cause-earthquakes-says-iranian-cleric/
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If you compare the numbers of promiscuously dressed women in, say, Germany or England with Iran, and then the number, strength and lethality of earthqukes since, say, 1979 (Iranian revolution), in those countries, you might reconsider...

  • Iran: at least 13 earthquakes magnitude 6 or higher, with a total of at least 77,000 deaths
  • Germany: 0 earthquake magnitude 6 or higher, 1 death in a 5.9 quake
  • England: 0 earthquakes 6 or higher, 0 deaths

If female clothing styles cause earthquakes, they've been doing some things terribly wrong in Iran lately...
 
Oystein said:
If you compare the numbers of promiscuously dressed women in, say, Germany or England with Iran, and then the number, strength and lethality of earthqukes since, say, 1979 (Iranian revolution), in those countries, you might reconsider...

  • Iran: at least 13 earthquakes magnitude 6 or higher, with a total of at least 77,000 deaths
  • Germany: 0 earthquake magnitude 6 or higher, 1 death in a 5.9 quake
  • England: 0 earthquakes 6 or higher, 0 deaths

If female clothing styles cause earthquakes, they've been doing some things terribly wrong in Iran lately...
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Not to mention all the beaches in Brazil that have been hit by earthquakes...
 
Oystein said:
If you compare the numbers of promiscuously dressed women in, say, Germany or England with Iran, and then the number, strength and lethality of earthqukes since, say, 1979 (Iranian revolution), in those countries, you might reconsider...

  • Iran: at least 13 earthquakes magnitude 6 or higher, with a total of at least 77,000 deaths
  • Germany: 0 earthquake magnitude 6 or higher, 1 death in a 5.9 quake
  • England: 0 earthquakes 6 or higher, 0 deaths

If female clothing styles cause earthquakes, they've been doing some things terribly wrong in Iran lately...
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Maybe he's got it the wrong way around and it's the lack of promiscuity
that causes earthquakes?
 
catsmate1 said:
Maybe he's got it the wrong way around and it's the lack of promiscuity
that causes earthquakes?
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I must admit at this point that I have a strong knack for Iranian women - I have dated 2 so far (and I have not dated very many women in my life), and think they are the prettiest people around.

So I am very strongly in favour of a little more promiscuity :)
 
Horatius said:
"So, Baby, did the Earth move for you? No? Well, we're obviously not being promiscuous enough."
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I wonder if this could be the real secret of HAARP... Somewhere, nestled deep under the facility, is a room with dim lighting, slow saxophone playing and various pieces of equipment lying scattered about the floor. It is inhabited by six hundred very, very happy men and women, who await the sound of the buzzer for Happy Hour.

"Sir! We can't cause the earthquake in China!"
"Why the hell not?"
"We've... we've run out of Viagra."
 
From poster "ivan astikov" at the Straight Dope Message Board:

I like the way all you skeptics come over as if you are doing the world a public service, while making out that doubters of the "Official Theory" are all deranged "Chicken Little" types.

The laws of probability alone say that you can't all be right, and your "opponents" are all wrong. That's got to be at least as unlikely as a terrorist's passport being found undamaged amid tons of debris.
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The "We eventually have to get one right just by random chance!" Argument. Someone come up with a nice Latin term for that fallacy.
 
Horatius said:
"So, Baby, did the Earth move for you? No? Well, we're obviously not being promiscuous enough."
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I do declare there were times when Persian women have rocked the ground beneath my feet, and heel, were they promiscuous then! :blush:
 
Back on topic

" little grey rabbit
Thinker

Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 233

I can assure you that
a. Vievis was connected by the Germans to the standard gauge line by 1943, regardless out many branch lines they had going to local destinations.
b. Even if it wasnt, Jews are unable to get off one train and embark on another."

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5846405&postcount=3879

Nothing like being assured that he's right either way.
 
"Rudy [Guede] worked for the Perugian justice authorities. He murdered Meredith Kercher while under their employ and protection."

Source: http://www.sciencespheres.com/2010/04/inevitable-unexpected-and-theory-of.html.

This is from the Amanda Knox - Guilty Because Of A Cartwheel thread. Dr Waterbury, whose site that quote came from, is an expert on vertical gardening deployed by the advocacy group "Friends Of Amanda" to assess the scientific validity of the forensics investigation for the media and Knox sympathisers.

That quote is one of many constructing an imaginary conspiracy among law enforcement and the courts, not only in Perugia, but stretching outwards to include neighbouring regions and even the DNA crime laboratory located in Rome.

Rudy Guede is one of three people now in prison for Meredith Kercher's murder; Dr Waterbury asserts that he was actually an informant employed by the police while embarking on a burglary spree in which no charges were laid.
 
User dontbeafraid, commenting on why the powers that be haven't bumped David Ickes off ... yet. What got me is how he knows this from his experience.
I think its because he knows, and the top powers that be know, that if they killed him, he can cause more trouble in the next dimension for them here, than he can here alive.

This is my opinion, from my own experience.
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carlitos said:
User dontbeafraid, commenting on why the powers that be haven't bumped David Ickes off ... yet. What got me is how he knows this from his experience.
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Probably from all those people in a higher dimension constantly harassing him and he can't do anything about it. Lucky he's got his tinfoil hat to help keep him sane!
 
carlitos said:
User dontbeafraid, commenting on why the powers that be haven't bumped David Ickes off ... yet. What got me is how he knows this from his experience.
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he can cause more trouble in the next dimension for them here, than he can here alive.
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Ah, yes, the Obi-Wan Defense. Not as ridiculous as the Chewbacca Defense, but it looks better on screen.
 
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