Animal Telepath

[grayman]

 

[catsmate]

I confess to being something of a cat whisperer, but this is only because I understand their behavior, and the intent of their vocalizations and body language -- knowledge I've acquired through years of interacting with cats and reading about them -- and can manipulate that knowledge to my advantage.

That's what they want to to think. It's all part of the felluminati plan......

 

[EHocking]

I'm curious as to the wisdom offered by cows

I can't believe someone built a belief system based on a Southpark episode.

Episode 101: Cartman gets and anal probe.

 

[Madalch]

She appears to be a quart short of it as her eyes are still blue

What in the world is that supposed to mean?

You've never heard the phrase, "You're so full of **** that your eyes are brown!"?

 

[DallasDad]

My question to her would be, "How could I tell the difference between what you're saying and someone who is simply lying about being an animal telepath?"

The standard response, I believe, is, "I don't have to prove anything to you."

 

[Vortigern99]

The standard response, I believe, is, "I don't have to prove anything to you."

To which the rejoinder is: "You do if you expect anyone to take you seriously and consider your absurd claims of supernatural powers."

 

[Rwalsh]

Telepathy is the inclined notion.

 

[arthwollipot]

Telepathy is the inclined notion.

Not sure what you mean by that, Rwalsh.