Admit it here before TAM2

I am making the badges for TAM2. I have power over you sniveling scummuffins. If you want anything special on your badge, I am the man.

~~ Paul
 
1. Despite all my assertions to the contrary I will not actually be speaking to any of you at TAM2 such is the level of my shyness.

2. I have shaved the mustache I have worn for 13 years. It's too late for me to grow it out by TAM2. Please ignore any breakouts on my upper lip.

3. I will not be kicking anyone's a** at TAM2. My body is currently so frail and out of shape that a misguided backslap could bring me to my knees. Please treat me with care.

4. I will not be marrying anyone at TAM2. My claims about my implending nuptuals to Cleo and Charo were just to make me seem like a big man.

5. Despite the rumors I am not rooming with Kitty and Pool Boy so my nose bleeds could provide the necessary sacrificial substances for their weird Pagan rituals.

6. Moe and I have done nothing more than exchange a few polite PMs and the facade we helped create about a hook up was nothing more than a practical joke we played on other forum members. I do appreciate her sense of humor for going along with it.

7. I have inappropriately erotic dreams about the Bad Astronomer. I hope I can avoid any uncomfortable moments with him at TAM2.

I guess that's it for now...
 
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Girl 6 said:


You're on, Mercutio! :D I can make any man look good dancing with me! This is no vacuous boast on my part!

But, don't be afraid. I'm gentle. ;)

G6
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(I can't believe I'm asking this...)

Er, G6, would you save a dance for me?

In fact, any TAMmers of the female persuasion are cordially invited to give me an excuse to bring my dance shoes along! :)
 
ooohhhh, accents....American women love accents.

USA, just try accents (not a Texas one)

girls, USA says he's going to be shy. I think he needs to go home with some pictures to put up at work of skepchicks sitting in his lap (a la Donna Rice)
 
Nyarlathotep said:
I'll admit it. I am Keyser Soze.
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Is that even spelt correctly??? I am not sure you know who you are any longer!! That darned salt water in R'yleah must be getting to your brain.
 
UnrepentantSinner said:
1. Despite all my assertions to the contrary I will not actually be speaking to any of you at TAM2 such is the level of my shyness.

2. I have shaved the mustache I have worn for 13 years. It's too late for me to grow it out by TAM2. Please ignore any breakouts on my upper lip.

3. I will not be kicking anyone's a** at TAM2. My body is currently so frail and out of shape that a misguided backslap could bring me to my knees. Please treat me with care.

4. I will not be marrying anyone at TAM2. My claims about my implending nuptuals to Cleo and Charo were just to make me seem like a big man.

5. Despite the rumors I am not rooming with Kitty and Pool Boy so my nose bleeds could provide the necessary sacrificial substances for their weird Pagan rituals.

6. Moe and I have done nothing more than exchange a few polite PMs and the facade we helped create about a hook up was nothing more than a practical joke we played on other forum members. I do appreciate her sense of humor for going along with it.

7. I have inappropriately erotic dreams about the Bad Astronomer. I hope I can avoid any uncomfortable moments with him at TAM2.

I guess that's it for now...
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I have only one thing to say: Ve haf vays of making yu tahlk.

Don't make me have to find you!! I will, and I am very shy, but I am always willing to stand up to a challenge. :p
 
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Mercutio said:
Thanks. It was actually my first idea for an avatar, but I had no idea how to do it. All the credit for this one goes to ceptimus, who rocks.

As for dancing, my wife, like KittyNH, will tell you that I cannot dance. I will readily admit I cannot dance. I am also probably too tall for Luciana Nery, and too short for Cleopatra. So this is just to put all skepchicks on warning; none of that matters. Be prepared to be thoroughly embarrassed by someone who really doesn't give a rat's patootie about looking like a fool. G6, care to dance?
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I love to dance, but alas, Nyarlathotep does not like to do so and sadly isn't very good at it the few times I have managed to force him onto a dance floor. I don't dance well either, but I am quite happy to just move around a lot. :-)
 
Okay, I admit it. I am the matched bookend to the Fat Lady at the Circus. I ran away from the circus as a child and I wax my mustache often.

Whew!! I feel sooooooooo much better now that I got that off my chest!! {note to self: Wax chest prior to TAMII}
 
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Byzantine Magpie said:


(I can't believe I'm asking this...)

Er, G6, would you save a dance for me?

In fact, any TAMmers of the female persuasion are cordially invited to give me an excuse to bring my dance shoes along! :)
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Yes, I'll save a dance for you!

Bring it on, Byzantine Magpie! :D Bring those shoes, 'cuz you KNOW I'm bringing mine! :D

G6
 
Mercutio said:
ooooh! Does this mean I get to carry you everywhere?
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[I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...]
 
shanek said:

[I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...]
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You do know you are going straight to hell for that...


:D
 
shanek said:


[I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...I will NOT make a comment about "carrying a Girl6-pack"...]
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:roll:

G6
 
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