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A Chick double features

Ratman_tf said:
I've never heard of gays calling their partner 'Wife'.
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I have, actually, but I probably have more exposure to a gay community than most straight men do. I'll grant you that its not something I hear often. There is this one guy, "Mama", who must have been the basis for Nathan Lane's character in "The Birdcage". She always refers to gay men in the feminine.
 
Upchurch said:
For those of you who just can't get enough hate from Mr. Chick:

Birds and the Bees
The on-going saga of Ms. Henn and Susy takes a new twist when Susy teaches us that homosexuals wear demons on their heads.

and

Unloved
There is a lesson to be learned when children are psychologically abused by their parents.
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Oh my, there are really perverted people out there, the chick people that is. Such a shame tough, the drawings are kinda a nice.

I'm soooo happy I'm a atheist.
 
Hahahahaha...are you sure those Jack Chick comics aren't a parody? They cant be for real??
 
Ladewig said:
If you're going to teach the Bible, you caan't skip over verses. Chick's Sodom tract left out Genesis 19:8 where Lot, the story's hero, offers up his two virgin daughters to the crowd if it leaves the visiting angels alone.
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Even better - a few verses later, both daughters get Lot drunk and play "hide the salami" with him. They give birth to Moab and Benammi. Moab is the first blood of the Moabites and Benammi is the first blood of the Ammonites. These were the enemies of the Jews.

How wonderful is it to create a history of your mortal enemies and make them the bastard offspring of an incestuous affair?

Priceless.
 
Abdul Alhazred said:


This is Chick's silly fantasy.

Yes sometimes 'husband' or something silly like 'husbear', but not 'wife'.

Dunno about lesbians though.
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I worked with a woman who regularly called her partner wife. I don't think it is typical, it was simply to her endearing.

Susy: God hates homosexuality.

Susy: And the Bible is true.

Susy: I feel so sad about all the kids who will be tricked into believing it is ok to be Gay and not believing in Jesus.
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Suzy, the bastion of logic and compassion...er she hates THE SIN and not the sinner, right?
 
To me, the most humorous part is what’s not said. The body language is just [lisp] priceless [/lisp].

Look at the facial features of Ms. Henn… A witch, no doubt.

I bet they all get together and play D&D.

An honorable mention should go to the panel which shows the arrow Jesus followed to get from outer space to the earth.

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What’s sad is that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, from the OT reflections on the “event”, seems to have been originally about inhospitality, glutton, hubris, and more, with only a minor mention of sexual misconduct (which, sure, should include attempted rape of anyone, not to mention angels).
 
The funniest part of 'Unloved' is definitely this line:

I'm UNWANTED, UNLOVED, DISOWNED...and the doctor says I'm dying of CANCER!

It's just so over the top, it's hysterical. Like the poor guys life wasn't bad enough already, Chick has to have him be dying of CANCER! Right out of nowhere, for no apparent reason!

And what's with the daughter phoning her parents and being all 'I just married a senator!' Wouldn't her parents want to be there? Or at least know in advance?

Sheesh.
 
According to chick, "new laws" apparently forbid bringing Bibles to school. Since I'm sick of hearing this, I think it's time for a challenge.

I will send $50 to any child who was arrested, fined, disciplined, detained, suspended or expelled for bringing a Bible to school. If you know any deserving individual that this might apply to, please direct them to this thread. If you don't know of any examples, then kindly stop referring to this phenomenon as though it really happens.

Obviously I'm not talking about reading from the Bible over a bullhorn in the middle of class, which is something else entirely.
 
dissonance said:
It's just so over the top, it's hysterical. Like the poor guys life wasn't bad enough already, Chick has to have him be dying of CANCER! Right out of nowhere, for no apparent reason!
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I disagree, its not over the top until the guy loses an limb, eyesight, hearing, or any combination of the 3.

(It reminds me of a tasteless joke I heard once... :p )
 
phildonnia said:
According to chick, "new laws" apparently forbid bringing Bibles to school. Since I'm sick of hearing this, I think it's time for a challenge.

I will send $50 to any child who was arrested, fined, disciplined, detained, suspended or expelled for bringing a Bible to school. If you know any deserving individual that this might apply to, please direct them to this thread. If you don't know of any examples, then kindly stop referring to this phenomenon as though it really happens.

Obviously I'm not talking about reading from the Bible over a bullhorn in the middle of class, which is something else entirely.
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Ssshhhh. Chick prefers his strawmen to have teeth and claws to scare the little children.
 
The real tragedy is that there's no hell for Chick to burn in when his time comes. Can you imagine the look on his face when he found himself in a lake of fire?

[Edited for grammar and to add:] I just read Chick's explanation of this tract - funniest line ever must surely be the last:

"So please, let the kids read “The Birds and the Bees.” It could save them from a homosexual nightmare in the future".

A homosexual nightmare! I love it.
 
dissonance said:
The funniest part of 'Unloved' is definitely this line:

I'm UNWANTED, UNLOVED, DISOWNED...and the doctor says I'm dying of CANCER!

It's just so over the top, it's hysterical. Like the poor guys life wasn't bad enough already, Chick has to have him be dying of CANCER! Right out of nowhere, for no apparent reason!
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The second to last panel is good too: "Jimmy died four months later". That made me laugh out loud.

And this line by Susy is classic (emphasis Chick's): "If anyone tries to make you gay, stay away from them!"

Holy crap (literally). I'm trying to figure out a) How someone would try to make someone else gay, and b) How a kid would know if someone was trying to make them gay.
 
JesFine said:
How a kid would know if someone was trying to make them gay.
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That's easy, if they talk to you, they are trying to make you gay.

Swishy looking guys with insectoid demons are easy to spot. :D
 
With respect to "Unloved," i'm glad to see once again that god only has something to offer to the truly wretched, and that happy, well-adjusted people have no need of it.
 
Jesus is trying to make you gay! What do you think he meant by "do unto others?"
 
And this line by Susy is classic (emphasis Chick's): "If anyone tries to make you gay, stay away from them!"

Holy crap (literally). I'm trying to figure out a) How someone would try to make someone else gay, and b) How a kid would know if someone was trying to make them gay.
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I think the theory is that merely seeing or being geographically near to a homosexual or aware of the fact that they exist and some people don’t gag at the notice of them, I think that does the trick.

So, to make people gay, gays just have to be all gay and stuff. You know, be living and around other humans. :rolleyes:

The next time Larry and Charles go on an elementary school recruitment drive, a very common thing for a gay couple to do, they’ll have to be sure to crack a window and leave the demons in the car. Its too much of a giveaway; Suzy caught on right away.
 
Scot C. Trypal said:
What’s sad is that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, from the OT reflections on the “event”, seems to have been originally about inhospitality, glutton, hubris, and more, with only a minor mention of sexual misconduct (which, sure, should include attempted rape of anyone, not to mention angels).
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Even if we assume that the story is all about homosexual rape - what level of homophobia does it require to insist that the problem is the 'homosexual' part and not the 'rape' part?

This isn't the first time Chick's displayed this attitude. In another tract (called 'The Bear', IIRC) a newly born-again prisoner announces that there is to be no more rape in his prison. Why? Because the Bible says that sodomy is wrong. Again, no mention of rape being wrong.

Admittedly, the OT is hardly as condemning of rape as it might be...
 
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