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Upchurch

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For those of you who just can't get enough hate from Mr. Chick:

Birds and the Bees
The on-going saga of Ms. Henn and Susy takes a new twist when Susy teaches us that homosexuals wear demons on their heads.

and

Unloved
There is a lesson to be learned when children are psychologically abused by their parents.
 
Upchurch said:
For those of you who just can't get enough hate from Mr. Chick:

Birds and the Bees
The on-going saga of Ms. Henn and Susy takes a new twist when Susy teaches us that homosexuals wear demons on their heads.
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I see only the King James version of the bible is acceptible now
 
Here's a review site for all things Chick.

http://www.monsterwax.com/chickreviews.html

Best review line talking about Chick's 'The Death Cookie':

"What exactly is the "death cookie?" Why, the Holy Eucharist, of course. Talk about an inflamatory title, this one must really T-off the masses. (Get it? Masses? As in--never mind.) "

(smirks)
 
I must say, there was one thing in those tracts that surprised me. In "Unloved", Chick didn't end up portraying the daughter as an evil-devil-worshipping-lesbian-nazi-feminest-etc and showing her burning in hell! Imagine, a Chick tract that doesn't directly attack anybody. He's still a jerk, though.
 
Does anyone else just end up finally sitting there slack jawed by the end of these? I mean I start out going 'No, no, no, jesus f--- NO, no, gimme a f---ing break, NO, then finally just go slack jawed and wonder how someone functions with only a brain stem.

:hb:

Seriously though how does someone function with being such a little ball of hate? He must pop tums like they're M&Ms or something. *boggle*
 
Upchurch said:
For those of you who just can't get enough hate from Mr. Chick:

Birds and the Bees
The on-going saga of Ms. Henn and Susy takes a new twist when Susy teaches us that homosexuals wear demons on their heads.
Click to expand...
No children are that cyooooot! They must be evil aliens after the manner of My Little Pony.

Unloved
There is a lesson to be learned when children are psychologically abused by their parents.
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Doctor No-Face strikes again! :D

This is a hoot:
Why Chick wrote 'The Birds and the Bees'
http://www.chick.com/birdsandbeesletter.asp
 
Quester_X said:
I must say, there was one thing in those tracts that surprised me. In "Unloved", Chick didn't end up portraying the daughter as an evil-devil-worshipping-lesbian-nazi-feminest-etc and showing her burning in hell! Imagine, a Chick tract that doesn't directly attack anybody. He's still a jerk, though.
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I was waiting for that as well. Based on previous tracts, I'd say that he ran out of room, not bile.
 
But, can't I just live my life of sin and right up to my deathbed... repent and accept JC as my personal (blah, blah, blah)...???

Cool!

Pass the booze and hookers!

(Substitution "Catholic Priests" for "gays" when reading for more fun and laughs.)
 
DangerousBeliefs said:
But, can't I just live my life of sin and right up to my deathbed... repent and accept JC as my personal (blah, blah, blah)...???

Cool!

Pass the booze and hookers!
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Come on you must know the answer to that one:

"you know the man who planned to repent at the 11th hour? He died at the tenth."
 
The thing that amazes me about people like Chick is that someone can care so much about their religion that they will sin against honesty, charity, and reason to advance it.

I'd say something about Fundamentalist theology, but I tend to go on and on with that, and I doubt that many here care about an incarnational / sacramental critique of Evangelical Christianity.
 
Upchurch said:
For those of you who just can't get enough hate from Mr. Chick:

Birds and the Bees
The on-going saga of Ms. Henn and Susy takes a new twist when Susy teaches us that homosexuals wear demons on their heads.
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Ms Henn is my hero.
 
Bubbles said:
The thing that amazes me about people like Chick is that someone can care so much about their religion that they will sin against honesty, charity, and reason to advance it.

I'd say something about Fundamentalist theology, but I tend to go on and on with that, and I doubt that many here care about an incarnational / sacramental critique of Evangelical Christianity.
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If presented thoughtfully then such a critique is actually VERY welcome. There are Christian believers here amongst us "supposedly atheistic" skeptics too. You ARE welcome.
 
Upchurch said:
For those of you who just can't get enough hate from Mr. Chick:

Birds and the Bees
The on-going saga of Ms. Henn and Susy takes a new twist when Susy teaches us that homosexuals wear demons on their heads.
Click to expand...
I'm almost proud of lil' JTC for not translating it as "homersexuals"

Unloved
There is a lesson to be learned when children are psychologically abused by their parents.
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There almost appears to be a glimmer of "hope" in the hateful heart of Chick. With a few minor alterations, you may be able to revise the moral learned from that story from "God loves me, I have a reason to live" to something with slightly less empty sentiment.
 
Ratman_tf said:
I've never heard of gays calling their partner 'Wife'.
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This is Chick's silly fantasy.

Yes sometimes 'husband' or something silly like 'husbear', but not 'wife'.

Dunno about lesbians though.
 
Upchurch said:
For those of you who just can't get enough hate from Mr. Chick:

Birds and the Bees
The on-going saga of Ms. Henn and Susy takes a new twist when Susy teaches us that homosexuals wear demons on their heads.
Click to expand...
Susy, Susy, Susy, you didn't read your bible carefully enough:

1 Timothy

2:11
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
 
If you're going to teach the Bible, you caan't skip over verses. Chick's Sodom tract left out Genesis 19:8 where Lot, the story's hero, offers up his two virgin daughters to the crowd if it leaves the visiting angels alone.
 
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