A Black Cat Crosses Your Path...

Happened to my g/f last night, coming home from work. A black cat (actually a kitten) was on our front porch, running back and forth in front of her.

Within 3 hours the refrigerator broke down (22 years old, not worth fixing) and the Blackhawks lost Game 7.

Explain that skeptics! :p
Should have picked it up and given it scritches. Small kittens often enjoy that - even if they are black cats.:)
 
We need to find out what that Blackhawk defenseman who coughed up the puck did that day, and start a new superstition based on that.
 
Our adopted semi-feral black cat, Boo, is bad luck for the birds when she takes a mind to go after them, so perhaps there's something to that.

What does the legend have to say when a black cat sleeps all day in the shadow of your gas grill? Grill's been fine, but lately the steaks have sucked . . .
 
This black cat brings nothin' but the ladies.
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Cracked me up!

But it should have been this one:

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You know i have a story that is pretty much the opposite....

Keep in mind this was when i was about 17 or so. As of now i do not procure nor smoke pot.

Anyway, back in the day i was looking for something to smoke. And i met a gentleman who stated that he could procure said substance. After a long session of calls to " his guy" , ending at about 1 am, he said he was going to get it for me, not being very critical at the time, i thought nothing of his request that i not come inside.

Obviously my hard earned cash was stolen, and the night ended on a bum note. Being a punk, i decided the best way to alleviate my anger was to walk around downtown.

As i was walking, a very black, almsot stereotypical cat crossed my path. And the lil bugger would not leave me alone. Being a person that likes cats, i found the situation rather soothing.

I wandered into a favorite alley ( ahh the punk rock days....) and proceeded to play with said cat. After a few minutes of this i was looking for a cigarette in my jacket, and lo and behold i ran across a previously forgotten non-standard cigarette, and $20. Me and the cat, to an extent shared the non standard cigarette, and i ended the night with a 20 dollar bag of junk food, and a large want to eat it.
 

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