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75 virgins

c4ts said:
What kind of people die virgins anyway? And whoever said the virgins had to be female?
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Ahhhhh, hehe. Here's your first virgin. His name is Spike.

Spike: Come on, bend over, and make a man out of me!
 
Filippo Lippi said:
The way I understood it, after conversations with a muslim colleague, was that if you considered 'holy of holies' when you die you get 1.4 million virgins waiting for you in heaven.
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That's still a pretty poor rate of return spread over innumerable googleplex years.
 
That's just it. You don't have a body anymore when you're dead. You don't need to eat or sleep in order to sustain one. How are you going to enjoy "virgins"? Who are all these virgins? Who dies a virgin? All these millions and millions of virgins. They can just mass produce them? You get to hang our with spirit virgins, whoop de do! How can you even see them when you have no eyes? You all are these whisps of spirits that somehow sense each other?

What kind of paradise do women get who sacrifice their children? Anything specific?

The whole concept is beyond ridiculous to me. It's a made up bunch of lies by other unscrupulous humans. The old bait and switch. Lies for truth.
 
I don't know if you intended it, but that made coke squirt out me nose.
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Sorry about the coke thing, But it was a freudian slip of the worst kind.
 
That's just it. You don't have a body anymore when you're dead. You don't need to eat or sleep in order to sustain one. How are you going to enjoy "virgins"? Who are all these virgins? Who dies a virgin? All these millions and millions of virgins. They can just mass produce them? You get to hang our with spirit virgins, whoop de do! How can you even see them when you have no eyes? You all are these whisps of spirits that somehow sense each other?

What kind of paradise do women get who sacrifice their children? Anything specific?

The whole concept is beyond ridiculous to me. It's a made up bunch of lies by other unscrupulous humans. The old bait and switch. Lies for truth.
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- You're expecting these people to think about things like this? No way... most of our own country doesn't even consider stuff like this. It's simply not part of the indoctrination processes; just like Christians expect god to have a human personality and to be perfect at the same time.

- I imagine the majority of people who believe in ye olde virgin myth are the type who imagine a brilliant flash of light all around them, followed immediately by paradise filling in the spaces where previously there was but sand. Of course they think they'll have a body. It doesn't sound too different from Valhalla or Elysium... you just "go there". Forget the details, details are for infidels with no faith. ;)
 
Verily, for the Muttaqun [righteous], there will be a success (paradise); gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)
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Yeah, get nothing on earth while you could actually enjoy a few things, cause you have to be pious in order to get crap when you're dead and can't enjoy it.

Something wrong with this picture.

No wonder death looks so much rosier. Sheesh. Even christians don't have that great a party in the afterlife (as per Cecil in the link by Gulliamo).
 
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