23 minutes in hell

[fuelair]

We do - but they would say "Godidit!!!" and stick out their tongues and go "nyanyahnyahnyah!" and put on the republicker smirk.

 

[Marduk]

I'm more terrified of a hell where I'm stuck alongside a million angry atheists, all of whom are whining like crazy.

Jean Paul Sartre had it right, Hell is being locked forever in a room full of his friends, they were all French

 

[Marduk]

He believes hell is located in the center of the earth. I wonder how common this belief is among Christians and whether we have any strong scientific data that would render that an impossibility.

well according to the bible we dont live on a sphere so that shoots that one down immediately

http://www.religioustolerance.org/cosmo_paga.gif

 

[Shrike]

Metal bars in hell?

Ozzy is the bartender, right?

 

[I'll_buy_that]

Giants??

 

[I'll_buy_that]

Why are all these bible thumpers experiencing hell?

 

[Soapy Sam]

A man had a nightmare.

Did I miss anything?

 

[pakeha]

Maybe she almost caught him "bashing the bishop" and it was the best excuse he could come up with

That was my first reaction as well.
Still, you have to admire the way he's cashed in on it.

 

[Richard Masters]

A man had a nightmare.

Did I miss anything?

That's was my exact impression too.

 

[eccles]

The Irish people have many quaint sayings. One is this:

When you die, may you spend half an hour in Heaven before the Devil realises you are there.

 

[Darth Rotor]

Looks like a wannabe prophet to me.



Makes for an entertaining case study.

She says "Bill and I had gone to sleep that evening" which should have been the opener, after which "Twenty Three Minutes in Hell" flashed on the screen.



Why hell? For that, one would have to listen to a couple with a dysfunctional sex life ....

Sorry the opening lines she spoke and the title make me laugh and find a great joke gone wanting.

DR

 

[Darth Rotor]

Ozzy is the bartender, right?

Rimshot.

Well played, sir.

 

[XxDeadlyNinjaxX]

sounds to me like a marketing exercise
and one that other christians don't like
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/bill_wiese.htm

Bahahaha even Bill's own people are against him.

 

[Beerina]

A man had a nightmare.

Did I miss anything?

That's was my exact impression too.

I had a dream the topmodel Simone Villas Boas got her own TV show. That would be much better to come true than that a horrible God exists who created Hell.