Monketi Ghost
Confusion Reactor
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Actually, Barack announcing new free stuff might be a great idea. Or not. But something "new". They ought to make a major announcement from the Oval Office (not Obama but a spokesperson) of some harmless new policy that sounds like it should scare the troglodytes. "The President had to leave for the Debate, but asked us to announce that he is recommiting the EPA to the standards set during the Roosevelt administration and to continue monitoring the quality of Dihydrogen Monoxide, even in the face of adversity and complaints, especially dihydrogen monoxide provided by local and state authorities and the transportation of same across state lines."
That one might be too blatant, but I'm sure the creative minds around here could come up with harmless yet fearful-sounding regulations for them to announce.
Or any curve ball. They've been prepping him to defend every wart, wrinkle and waffle. Create one they haven't heard of and watch the Mittster ad lib for major comedy value.
Jeez, this is good, right down to Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is an old gag I'd bet would actually work, and send Romney into a tailspin of silly-sounding panic statements.
My guess though is nothing new and sadly that response #1 is basically correct.