politics humor

One approach to being charitable to libtards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGcaNY5eBWw

The ghostwriter for "The Art of The Deal" laments Trump's 200-word vocabulary. I think this is hyperbole; if you count articles, conjunctions, prepositions and pronouns I'm sure he knows more than 200 words. He can name at least 4 countries and has mastered a few more proper names, such as those...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpLAzAZXi2A

President Bill Clinton? First Gentleman Bill Clinton? President First Gentleman Bill Clinton? First Gentleman President Bill Clinton?

Assuming there are locks on the doors, who holds the keys to the White House? Does the President have a set of keys? If he comes home drunk late at night, can he let himself in? If the First Lady tries to hit him with a rolling pin, will the Secret Service intervene? I won't sleep until I get...

Here's a poll, in the interest of fairness and balance.

I'd like to start a game I like to call: "Trump Quote or Someone Else Wrote" Post a single quote here and let others guess whether its a genuine Trump quote, or someone else wrote it in an attempt to sound like Trump. Then check the spoiler to see if you guessed correctly! To start us off...

Self explanatory, what will Trump do if he loses?

There has been a lot of negativity. I challenge those who are interested in politics to post only positive things about presidential candidates, past and or present, from any party. Current Bernie Sanders - He has visited several Native American communities and listened to their concerns...

...who will fill the role of First Lady? I can't see Bill picking out China patterns or hosting state dinners. But that stuff still needs done. Who will do it?

Post the best jokes you find about this campaign cycle here, or if you are witty, post your own! :D To start things off:

:D WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Republican Presidential candidate Ted Cruz’s constant references to Jesus Christ in his speeches and campaign ads are sparking a strong interest in atheism among millions of Americans, atheist leaders report. I am not amazed at all, that it's people...

Apparently he has not been seen in public in over a month. The North Korean media has been recycling stock footage with new commentary. Personally I think he is in hiding, undergoing a sex change operation. (Shrug) - could happen.

Anti-racist Hitler I found this on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og

I learned today that the GOP gave a $500 trillion tax cut to 120,000 families- an average of $4.2 billion per family! :eye-poppi Clearly the situation is far worse than I thought- I had no idea that we could have had a $484 trillion surplus by now. aMKuQ1NVvsg

“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.” Evidences

I love it. Prove to me that Mitt Romney isn't a unicorn! http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/30/politics/romney-unicorn/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

http://amerciaiswithmitt.tumblr.com/ http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/05/romneys-iphone-app-is-a-literal-gaffe-machine.html

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/24/clinton-poses-with-porn-stars/?hpt=hp_t2 :eek:

Can you tell the difference between Newt Gingrich and Dwight Schrute? http://motherjones.com/media/2012/02/newt-gingrich-or-dwight-schrute-quiz I did below the current average. :(

By "toughest" I mean, which President could have kicked some ass in a bar fight? You'll generally have to consider them in their younger years, since they were all older men when they were actually in office. I'll start by suggesting Gerald Ford. He was quite the athlete when he was young...

McCain Backs Romney After Santorum’s Surge in Iowa McCain, he knows what it means to have a buddies back Rick Santorum: ‘Unite behind one conservative, or Mitt Romney wins’ Rick's pulling a train? Santorum sweater-vests defeated by Romney’s suits ew, that's a nasty X-mas present...

So, the hypothetical situation occurs. You, as you are now, with all your knowledge and mores and education get whisked off to North Korea, where a group of old men tells you YOU are the new glorious leader. As long as you play along you get to live like a god, with every decadence indulged. A...

Have you got what it takes? I'm not tall enough, so fuggedaboudit. But I do love the rich. Maybe a VP slot?

Enjoy. http://mpegmedia.abc.net.au/homepage/video/ins_mattprice2011_edit.flv I don't know who is laughing during the first video, the winner for last year.:confused:

Remember "Schoolhouse Rock"? Specifically the "I'm just a Bill" short? They updated it for the documentary "Casino Jack" about lobbiest extraordinaire Jack Abramoff. You can see it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKhXxvT9iak

Have a look at this old Harry Enfield: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w And tell me whether the sketch is chauvinist or feminist, and why. No planet X for this one as it forces a choice. If you think the truth is somewhere in between, you can still come down more on one side than...

"You're doing one hell of a lousy job." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFMDNg9VGIQ

Are you down with OPP?