Trump's Second Term

[Jack by the hedge]

Extended attacks to boats in the Pacific now.

Not from Venezuela, then. I wonder if they'll deign to tell us who they think they just killed.

 

[TragicMonkey]

And besides the fact that, its really weird for an imperialist westerner from an aggressive nation (of perhaps not; I don't know if you are American or not), to sort of "defend" the aggressive nation of the United States that has been literally in practically every single country on the planet since 1945. Whereas China, in comparison, has been extremely passive on the world stage.

Ah, but you see, we have to be aggressive in order to prevent other people from being aggressive! It makes perfect sense. Perfect sense. Perfect sense.

 

[Mojo]

That's when the doctors predict Trump will keel over ?

No, it's when he'll finally manage to abolish the tariffs that Joe Biden inflicted on the American people.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Well, today's the day.

"They're making a list
They're checking it twice*
We're gonna find out who's naughty.. That is all"


*To make sure every instance of Trump's name has been redacted.

 

[Resume]

Well, today's the day.

"They're making a list
They're checking it twice*
We're gonna find out who's naughty.. That is all"


*To make sure every instance of Trump's name has been redacted.

Oh look . . .

https://twitter.com/x/status/2002033715275497969

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Oh look . . .

https://twitter.com/x/status/2002033715275497969

Following the release of the First tranch ov the Epstein files, police are anxious to talk to a Mr Bonald Frump who appears to have been a close friend to the notorious paedophile.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Oh look . . .

https://twitter.com/x/status/2002033715275497969

Shocker.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

'Who dis Donald Dump? I am Guy Incognito!'

 

[Andy_Ross]

Venezuela is on another continent.

Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2002056297823248437

 

[Andy_Ross]

CNBC on new consumer sentiment numbers: "50.4 is a new all time low ... my database goes back into the 1970s."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2002033953113337859

 

[Andy_Ross]

He means shoot people

Burgum: "We have an opportunity to take a strip of land right along the border [in California], transfer it to the military for a 3 year period. Then, if someone crosses into our country and steps on that, they're stepping on a military installation. That gives our troops that are down there more authority about detaining people."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2002031908662788478

 

[Resume]

He means shoot people

Burgum: "We have an opportunity to take a strip of land right along the border [in California], transfer it to the military for a 3 year period. Then, if someone crosses into our country and steps on that, they're stepping on a military installation. That gives our troops that are down there more authority about detaining people."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2002031908662788478

Yes, of course. Trump has been drooling to do this his first term.

 

[Resume]

Venezuela is on another continent.

Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2002056297823248437

I thought it was going to be solved day one?

Huh.

 

[Resume]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2001763719739580700

Malignant narcissist.

 

[Mojo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2001763719739580700

Malignant narcissist.

I like the idea of a Donald J Trump Memorial Center.

As soon as possible.

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Time to invest in peg legs, eye patches and parrots?

And I have a strangely appropriate Barrett's Privateers ear worm

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Burgum: "We have an opportunity to take a strip of land right along the border [in California], transfer it to the military for a 3 year period. Then, if someone crosses into our country and steps on that, they're stepping on a military installation. That gives our troops that are down there more authority about detaining people."

Mexico might ask for that to be extended all the way to the Gulf. A DMZ buffer between itself and the weird personality-cult dictatorship to the North might be a comfort.

 

[Donal]

What's the actual penalty for missing the deadline?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2001763719739580700

Malignant narcissist.

Perhaps there's a deal to be made, he wants a memorial center, okay, but it has to be a memorial... Your move.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Mexico might ask for that to be extended all the way to the Gulf. A DMZ buffer between itself and the weird personality-cult dictatorship to the North might be a comfort.

South Korea has huge concrete blocks on stilt over their roads to North that can be collapsed at short notice. Mexico should take note.