Other types of random taradiddle
Many years ago, I had a poor daffball friend who was incapable of holding down even the easiest sort of job, and bopped around trying to support his unfortunate family with scams of one kind or another. He set himself up as a T’ai Chi teacher. He tried to sell Chinese herbs (without being able to read even one Chinese character). He tried inventing board games. Eventually, out of his quite sincere belief in the divinatory power of the I Ching, he dreamed up a set of cards that would supposedly improve on the traditional coin tossing and yarrow-stick tumbling. Each card was square and had a hexagram in the center. Near each of the four edges was a symbol for, as I recall, one of the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac, and/or the Five Elements. Dunno how he got 12 and 5 to go around 64 cards with 256 edges; hardly matters, after all.
He tried to sell I Ching readings with his cards – at fifty bucks a pop, as I recall. He claimed that his system somehow gave consistent readings, with appropriate hexagams, animals, and elements -- not just your ordinary I Ching, man, but like tha rill thing! He depended on a then-popular – and cheaply available – translation of the I Ching for his interpretations. His laboriously hand-made cards soon got worn and dog-eared from sample demonstrations, and I doubt that very many $50 bills came his way. He left the country soon after, to live in the Black Forest with his wife’s relatives. Poor man, poor family, poor relatives.
And yet: His system worked just as well as tarot cards, or would have if he had possessed the slightest ability to con anybody but himself. A little preparation, a little theatre, a modest amount of improvisation, a smidgen of mood-setting, and it would have gone down like ham at Sunday breakfast. After all, the I Ching appears to be more systematic than tarot or runes, and an I Ching reading, which pretends to uncover tendencies rather than prophesies, can make you think about your life, perhaps even usefully. Of course, all of these mystical dolls’ houses work better if you buy the line.