Ancient Rainbow Conscious Healing

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Thought you might get a little giggle about this one. Just when I think I've heard the silliest woo...

Ancient Rainbow Conscious Healing (ARCH)

is a Quantum Leap Beyond Reiki
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Sounds sciencey!

Laurie was told by Spirit that Reiki was the most powerful healing energy availiable [sic] during that time period and she can tout the miraculous results she has experienced from Reiki.
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Said in the context of saying it's much more powerful than Reiki, seems a weak argument.

ARCH uses the full spectrum of colors in rainbow light to promote healing, and this light comes directly from the Divine Source. ..The Rainbow People were ancient beings
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Skittles!:wave1


Get a healing by email twice a day! Those rainbows can be beamed through the Internet right into your chakras.
 
Does the full spectrum have to be ancient, or will today's sun light do?
 
ARCH uses the full spectrum of colors in rainbow light to promote healing,
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Does that include the UV part of the spectrum that causes skin cancer?

Steve S
 
I can quite easily see it promotes well being. At $599 a course, the well being of her bank account would nicely increase.

BTW Clive Sinclair in the UK sold a computer called the QL (Quantum Leap), many pointed out that the quantum dealt with the very, very, small.
 
"a common ancient civilization built monuments that traverse the globe, and specifically that the Great Pyramid in Egypt, Angkor Wat in Cambodia, and Tiahuanaco in Mexico, all built around 12,500 years ago"
O rly? :rolleyes:

"The ancient Mayan Calendar ... ends in 2012 AD and predicts the end of the world as we know it."
O rllllllllly? :rolleyes:

One more website on the list of numpties to check on at the end of the year to see how they explain the non-destruction of civilization.
 
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One more website on the list of numpties to check on at the end of the year to see how they explain the non-destruction of civilization.
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Its the metaphysical destruction of the planets Chi-Chakra positive energy vibe frequency waves which modulate the spirit cortex of higher illumination!

Shesh you unenlightened troglodytes!

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law

Am I doing this right?
 
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Huh. I'd thought this site sold the most ridicule-worthy New Age products. Where else could you buy a placemat that cleanses and aligns your food? Or a bottle of Seraphim Crystal Sound Essences, made with channelled sacred sound energy? Or a a card that you carry in your wallet to cleanse all that dirty, dirty money (that you haven't already given to the people selling this stuff)?

But mention of any no rainbow healing, strangely. Maybe they're getting their stuff channelled through a different lightworkers' wholesalers.
 
Those four words individually have meanings. But together, in that sentence? Unparseable code.


ETA: Am I supposed to be impressed by the title of "Master Teacher" the founder flaunts? Being the self-described "Master Teacher" of a practice you invented doesn't really fill me with awe.
Sincerely, X. (n+1)th-Degree Expert Master Teacher of Ancient Mathetistic Instrument Healing.
 
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Today's sun light is not as powerful as the old light, because ancientTM is always better!

My understanding is you need to wear sunblock and special sunglasses while communing with Spirit.

Supposedly you must be "Certified" in this procedure. A very official, made up certification.

Lest I offend the Rainbow Spirit, "certifiable" is more like it.;)
Unparseable code.
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There should be levels:

1 Ancient Rainbow Conscious Healing

2 Ancient Rainbow Unconscious Healing

3 Modern Rainbow Conscious Healing

4 Ancient RGB Conscious Healing

5 Jedi Grayscale Conscious Healing

6 Mayan Rainbow Apocalypse Protection
 
Jack by the hedge said:
One more website on the list of numpties to check on at the end of the year to see how they explain the non-destruction of civilization.
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shes already got that covered
On June 20, 2008 we astrologically are going into the Gate of God, which gives us all an opportunity to experience a state of Oneness. Laurie believes if enough people take advantage of this opportunity to make a quantum leap in their consciousness, we can shift the planetary transformation of 2012 from one of drama and trauma to one of peace and harmony.
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You didn't experience a state of oneness in 2008 ?
you didn't take advantage of the oppotunity ?

well, thats all your fault then, if it weren't for the spiritually enlightened doing their best we'd all be dead now thanks to you
:D
 
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Huh. I'd thought this site sold the most ridicule-worthy New Age products. Where else could you buy a placemat that cleanses and aligns your food? Or a bottle of Seraphim Crystal Sound Essences, made with channelled sacred sound energy? Or a a card that you carry in your wallet to cleanse all that dirty, dirty money (that you haven't already given to the people selling this stuff)?

But mention of any no rainbow healing, strangely. Maybe they're getting their stuff channelled through a different lightworkers' wholesalers.
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I checked out the site just for a laugh. I loved this disclaimer...
"Since these products work on the subtle bodies, scientific proof of the information we have been given through channelling is hard to present."

This spiritual CD almost made me wet myself....
"The Master Gate CD is silent except for a bell at the start to confirm it has begun and another 1 minute from the end to show that it is about to finish."" :)

Phil
 
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Turns out, the sound of silence has a price. Go figure. I struggle to make money and these creeps sell empty tracks? My head hurts.
 
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Turns out, the sound of silence has a price. Go figure. I struggle to make money and these creeps sell empty tracks? My head hurts.
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Get your revenge by releasing a free MP3 involving a chime at the start and end, and an hour of silence in between (or whatever the time span is). Undercut their business!
(Legal: They can't copyright silence, can they?)
 
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Huh. I'd thought this site sold the most ridicule-worthy New Age products.
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OFSM. That site is so crazy.

Adapted to work within a 20cm radius of the card, you can keep Pocket Money Cleanse in your purse or wallet to cleanse money and promote abundance
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Cleanse the energy of electronic communications coming in through your computer (place it on the base unit) or paper communication coming through the post (place the post on it - we keep it on the mat so the post falls near it, and as long as it's within 30cm the symbol will start working). The symbol is on an A4 laminated card
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I think Ancient Rainbow Conscious Healing would work best on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Note the identical cadence.

Respectfully,
Myriad
 
Dig this:
We find that experiencing the products is the most effective way to decide how you can best use them.
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Not, "to see if they work." :jaw-dropp

And of course, waft any whiff of responsibility upwind:
We encourage all clients to use their discernment on which products are most appropriate ..[blah blah]
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Oh boy what a site. Brain splode.
 
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