Getting out the Zombie Vote

"If you have voted after you are dead, there is a good, strong possibility that you did something illegal,"
I think that this kind of voter fraud needs to be dealt with harshly and all offenders should be summarily executed.
 
"If you have voted after you are dead, there is a good, strong possibility that you did something illegal,"
I think that this kind of voter fraud needs to be dealt with harshly and all offenders should be summarily executed.

I tend to agree with you, but as I know life is short and eternity is long instead would sentence them to a decade or so of public service.
 
Coincidentally, I was just re-reading Pratchett's Reaper Man. One of the subplots details the organization of the Dead Rights league (the Fresh Start Club) by the Zombie Reg Shoe. He bemoans that just because you're dead, they think they can disenfranchise you, and even take away your property!

The movement doesn't get very far, though, because, he claims, most dead people are just apathetic, content to lie around doing nothing about their plight.
 
Look, dealing with people who are doing anything after they are already dead is simple.

First, always check the back seat. Then, always know your escape route. Finally, double tap! Don't be chintzy with bullets!
 
This sort of thing has happened in the past. Here's what they found out though when they investigated:

Consider the following examples of supposedly “dead voters,” courtesy of the Brennan Center for Justice:

Georgia: In 1998, Georgia investigators pointed to a vote cast by Alan J. Mandel, despite his death the year prior. When officials looked into the matter, according to the Washington Post, they realized that the votes had been cast by Alan J. Mandell (with two L’s), a man still very much alive, and poll workers had simply marked off the wrong name.

California: When Michael Huffington lost to Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) in the 1994 Senate race, he contested his defeat by alleging voter fraud, including supposed votes cast by dead people. According to Seattle Post-Intelligencer columnist Lou Cannon, “A check by voting registrars in two populous counties (Alameda and Fresno) found that this claim was based on clerical errors in which voters signed their names on the wrong lines.”

Maryland: An investigation into a claim that 89 dead Marylanders had voted in the 1994 election proved spurious when FBI officials were unable to find any such cases. According to Timothy P. McNally, the special agent in charge of the FBI’s Maryland-Delaware field office, the closest evidence they came to finding fraud was when they “found one person who had voted then died a week after the election.”

New Hampshire: Following allegations that dead people had voted in New Hampshire’s 2004 general election, a subsequent investigation turned up little evidence. When officials sent postcards to the homes of possible “dead voters,” only one was returned as undeliverable; the woman in question died after Election Day but before she received the postcard.​
 
Well, Duh.

In all of those cases they were only mostly dead.

Did anyone check their pockets for Loose Change?

Ooh! Ooh! It wasn't thermite at all! It was the chocolate coating that makes it go down easier! Can't you see it now!?!
 
Or. if you planned voter fraud, you would do it better than the poll worker's clerical errors?

And so far as using the lack of mail returns to prove 'life', the post office still thinks my Dad is alive. I never told them officially that he deceased, because I still get my household bills in his name. So if he votes, you can't prove deadness by lack of returned mail.

I got absentee ballots for the dead guy, but did not commit fraud with them. I don't know if everybody has that much integrity or not.

And Fresno, New Hampshire, but NOT Chicago?
 
I got absentee ballots for the dead guy, but did not commit fraud with them. I don't know if everybody has that much integrity or not.

Whether you have integrity or not, it hardly seems worth it does it? This is a felony, and adding one fraudulent vote is extremely unlikely to make a difference anyway.
 

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