Wowbagger
The Infinitely Prolonged
If most of you insist on abbreviating the next Amazing Meeting as TAMX or TAM-X, then perhaps we can put that "X" to good use, (aside from being the roman numeral of 10).
Let's find all the ways we can take TAM to the eXtreme, baby!! Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!1111!
Here are some of my ideas for keepin' it ruthless to the max, yo!!!!!
What else can we do make "The Amazing Meeting" sound like The Understatement of the Century??!!!!
Let's find all the ways we can take TAM to the eXtreme, baby!! Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!1111!
Here are some of my ideas for keepin' it ruthless to the max, yo!!!!!
- In lieu of workshops, attendees can test their muster with a set of physical and mental challenges, before the conference begins!
- It starts with an option to do the SkyJump off the side of the Stratosphere or a tandem skydive!!!
- Perhaps some would rather use their wits to struggle through one of our deviously designed sets of obstacle courses!!!
- Others might prefer the various math and physics exam options: All with extremely hard questions!!!!
. - Our Main Event will feature The Million Dollar Paranormal Cage Fighting Tournament!!! World Class Skeptics vs. Ghosts, Demons, and Chi Practitioners!!! And, it is going to get Brutal!!!!! (Assuming one side doesn't chicken out, first!!!!)
. - Instead of merely taking place across the hall, Chuck Norris' Simultaneously Scheduled Event will actively compete against ours, for floor space, in a Turf War Supreme!!! We're talking Gangsta to the Extreeeeme!!!
. - No longer content with being old and feeble-looking, James "The Amazing" Randi will don weaponized mech-warrior armor the whole time, so he can Dominate the Landscape wherever he goes! And, his beard will be dyed purple, too!!!!!!! Oh yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
. - Phil Plait, "The Bad Astronomer", will have the syllables "tronomer" removed from his moniker!!!! Now that's Badass!!!!!
. - Julia Galef's smile will be wider and brighter and even more pleasant than ever before!!! Hard Core!!!!!
. - Hal Bidlack will make his triumphant return to TAM, by performing his new impersonation of Alexander Hamilton doing an urban hip-hop rap ditty, complete with break-dancing stunts that will pop all yo' eyes out!! Old School Extreme!!!!
. - Penn Jillette will throw a much, much, much, much wilder Party than his last one! A party sooo evil and sooo raunchy, it could actually make Caroline Gayle blush!!! It will be like Yowzers in the Trousers!! Fo' shizzle with the sizzle!!!!!!! Wicked to the Extreeeeeme!!!!!!11!
. - Rebecca Watson will also, once again, host a party. Nuff said!!!
. - JREF President DJ Grothe will not hold anything back. He will remain as irrepressively flamboyant throughout the whole weekend, as he possibly can be!!!!! It will be Awesomeness Smothered in Awesome Sauce (for those who are into that sort of thing)!!!!
. - For our Keynote Assault, Zombie Feynman will come back from the dead, to talk about his own life, and his new quest to hunt for braaains!!!! It's gonna be a Killer Thriller, that night!! Catastrophic!!!!!
. - Criss Angel will have the nerve to show up, for some reason!!! And, he will Have a Posse!!!!!! Epic!!
. - For one evening only, the legendary James McGaha will deliver the final presentation of the day, and it will be extreeeeeeeeemly boring! This will help everyone get some of the sleep they will need for the next day's gauntlet of punishing activities!
. - And, just when you thought the conference was all over, there will still be The eXtreme Red Rock Canyon eXcursion!! No cars allowed!!!! All participants must take grueling hikes through all of its most difficult trails!!! And, we will bring with us not one, not two, but three tour guides, who will compete in their knowledge of the area, along the way!!! Now, that's Harsh!!!!
What else can we do make "The Amazing Meeting" sound like The Understatement of the Century??!!!!
