November Stundie Finals

[Travis]

First off, the winner from October:

Based on interactions with "debunkers" online, the most consistent characteristic I have encountered is also Narcissism, with the propensity to use a type of condescension that only comes with the warmth and security of being part of the herd. Of course, I am smarter than most everyone, at least based on intelligence quotient, and I take pride in my ability to brush off those who think I am crazy or stupid for what I know.
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So now we choose from the best of November.

1) We'll get right on finding this as soon as we find the one word that rhymes with "orange."

I wonder what temperature is needed to make a mass of concrrete like that molten for the intact steel rebar to be sticking out of?

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2) Failure to accept one's Reptillianess is a growing problem. Maybe we can solve it by introducing them to the hundreds of lycanthropes I know that think they are really bi-polar Bhutanian gymnast chicken assassins.

Since I'm open to this. I realise that reptilians are very mixed in our blood, and many people walking daylight have reptillan heritage. I actually know at least a few hundred as aquaintances. Out of that few hundred, maybe 30 would know who they really are.

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3) Since we now have to just believe anything anyone tells us I guess I'll have to apologize to the guy down at that bar who, apparently, really did have sex with both Jessica Biel and Megan Fox on a UFO over the moon of Titan.

Did you all know that African-Americans descend from African immigrants who arrived in North America during the 16th century after a famine in Africa forced them to find more fertile lands? It's true. Apparently, this nonsense about slavery and the so-called "Civil Rights" movement of the 1960s was a complete sham, orchestrated by a small minority of extremist Afro-Americans bent on world domination.
I'm telling you - I've met with a couple of African Americans who told me all about this. And what they told me just flew in the face of everything I've ever read in history books, etc. Really incredible that there actually never was a single slave in either North or South America.

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4) Bill O'Reilly: secret gatekeeper of the left Demrats. He almost got away with it too!

O’Reilly is, in a way, another narcissist, not unlike Obama. Unless his producer is directing his every move, every word, he shows us a fairness which is not there; he shows us a neutrality, which is not there – he leans to the left under some type of clandestine agreement with the demrats.

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5) Me thinks the term "pedophile" has either become way too inclusive or way too literal.

I think most of the ills of the world can be traced to a small group which includes Atheists, Protestants, Muslims, Catholics, Jews and maybe even a Hindu or two...What they all have in common is that they are conspiratorial thieves and murderers. Many are real creeps who are have been initiated into the high degrees of freemasonry or other luciferian sects......Many are pedofiles who enjoy goats for some reason...

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6) "Satanist mime" returns 870,000 hits. Significant?

Google 'Filthy ****ing Jews' - 250,000 hits. You think maybe there is a reason for that?

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7) If only he had learned this from a demon head appearing in his bowl of Crunch Berries I would have found it so much more plausible.

However, according to this report by Ken Welch,
http://www.ken-welch.com/Commentary/Pandemic1.html , when the "real" virus is released later this year, people who have received the vaccine will experience a lethal reaction known as a cytokine storm which results when your immune system goes into overdrive fighting a viral infection. This is what will cause the deaths, not side effects from the vaccine...


If he didnt get his information from "reverse speech" I'd find him a lot more plausible. Has anyone ever heard of this guy before or know if any of his past predictions using reverse speech were actually correct?

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8) My first question is what is it he wants to cut? My next question is what he thinks of this? NWO fakery?

I carry a swiss army knife. The blades are made of STEEL --not Aluminum. That's because Aluminum is not likely to penetrate anything that I might want to cut. Soft Aluminum airliner bodies, likewise, were never designed to penetrate hard, dense steel and 911 is most certainly NOT the test case that proves it does, will or ever has. Wenger and Victorinox are not likely to begin the manufacture of aluminum bladed Swiss Army knives any time soon.

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9) Now maybe I'm going out on a limb here but maybe it just wouldn't collapse?

i always wondered to myself... what if there were no fires or physical damage to building 7? how then could they justify it's collapse.

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10) So we're spraying something that can't exist as a liquid naturally on Earth (and in gaseous form creates the Greenhouse Effect) at high altitudes in order to somehow cool the Earth?

The short lived contrails are Liquid CO2 for supercooling the atmosphere. The long lived contrails are a concoction of silver-iodide, ammonia, urea, etc.

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11) If only we'd known that people who play sports are invulnerable to all disease and that the rest are doomed for drinking purified water!?!

I haven't had any vaccine shot into me since I was big enough to resist, about age 10. I don't get the flu, colds or any other crap that is passed back and forth between the immune deficient weak vaccinated masses. I am immunated by natural means, sport. There is nothing concocted inside of me, viral or otherwise. Now go drink some flouridated water laced with chlorine to wash down a genetically modified doughnut and get outta my face. Maybe they will come up with a vaccine made with eggbeaters and monkey kidneys so you can join in the festivities of viral filth along with your diseased brothers in arms.

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12) So, Ted Turner, Obama and Hitler were or are all Muslim-Nazi's?

Ted Turner had a cartoon fashioned after environmentalism called "Captain Planet". It was unbearable to watch. I did an essay on the environmentalism movement for college. It is a religion that will not rest until mankind, or the "virus" as they would have us believe, is wiped off of "mother earth". Everyone except them. I have a book that I haven't read that sits in a box with some other ones. It's called the "Third Reich" and the back leaf says "..if Hitler were alive today, he would be at the forefront of the environmental movement." Islam is "environmentally friendly". So is Baraq o Bawmaw. Notice any patterns?

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13) "Consistency," it's the new way to be mean and cunning.

debunkers and their psyop techniques are cunning, dirty and mean.
you got to realize that. they will pin holocaust deniers and kennedy on you in a heartbeat, they will use your logic against you, your points against you, always shifting the focus from what is important (flight77 being hijakced for 1.30h but still no fighter jets in the air, for instance). same goes for when they ask you "oh well, then how did they put explosives in the towers". who cares, just reply. remember: you are not here to explain everything in detail. that's the job of us gvt. and us gvt did not do a good job. that's all. point out the speed of the collapses, and that it is the speed of the collapses alone
that suggests explosives might have been used, and if they were not, you'd l;ike to see some scientific evidence. that's all. because, remember: debunkers got their narrative together just 2-3 years ago. and the same narrative and the same discrediting techniques can been seen in every single debunker there is.

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14) I'm not sure how you can torture weapons but I suppose if you could it would be bad.

WE CONCERN ABOUT THE ABUSE AND TORTURE OF THE FOLLOWINGS :- DIRECTED ENERGY WEAPONS; NEUROLOGICAL WEAPONS; MIND CONTROL WEAPONS; BODY AND BRAIN MANIPULATION WEAPONS; PSYCHOTRONIC WEAPONS; SPACE WEAPONS; NON-LETHAL WEAPONS; COINTELPRO...Please help to ban abuses and tortures of above-mentioned weapons. Yours Sincerely,
Soleilmavis

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15) In a new development it seems Obama's birth certificate was responsible for the Fort Hood shooting.

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16) Attempting sarcasm while operating from a position of ignorance is always risky.

This always happens when large centers of mass tilt off the center axis; they follow the path of most resistence (think about cutting the upper part of a tree, it always falls down through the tree, turning into sawdust).

As the Tower 2 30-story block tilted and rotated, it began exerting downward pressure on other 80 stories, which pushed back, but it was no match.

science furthermore predicts, that even as that block turned to dust and fragments as it fell, it still acted as a unified coherent mass, much in the same way that a 1kg bag of flour busted and flung through the air as powder still acts with 1kg downward force.

problem solved,
JREF, out!

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17) Count the wrongs in this:

To anyone who says that you couldn't see stars because it was "daytime" and that if you look up in the sky its going to be blue. Well let me tell you something the moon doesn't have an atmosphere, the reason we see a blue sky on earth is because our atmosphere is reflecting the oceans. on the moon there are neither an ocean or a atmosphere so you would still see stars.

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18) So the presence of lots of debris is because "they" wanted it that way.

The debrie pile has been mounded up and soil/landfill has been added to to increase its volume.

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19) Life, Liberty, careening around the countryside killing people and the pursuit of happiness.

Traffic laws violate the natural rights granted to all of us under the Declaration of Independence.

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20) Have you ever engaged in some innuendoing?

Why are they seizing his computer?

There are over 100 eyewitnesses, the murder weapons, video, audio, fingerprints, powder burns, trajectory analysis, forensic evidence, ballistics reports...

RIGHT?

Should be an open and shut case right?

Naaaaah, they got none of that real evidence so they need to start manufacturing/innuendoing evidence.

 

[Furcifer]

I'm glad I hit refresh before lambasting you for not setting this up as a poll.

 

[Travis]

I'm glad I hit refresh before lambasting you for not setting this up as a poll.

Yeah it takes a bit to get the poll done once you are done with listing the entries. I once had my computer freeze in between and I thought I might have a stroke.

 

[Elizabeth I]

No. 13 all the way. A person after Ralph Waldo Emerson's heart (...a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin...etc.)

By the way, I think the word "sport" in this sentence, "I am immunated by natural means, sport," in item number 11 is used in the vocative sense. I don't think he's saying that sport has "immunated" him, but is actually addressing someone as "sport."

Full points for No. 11 for the word "immunated," however.

 

[332nd]

I had to go with 1 because Dad was a brick mason and it would just crack him up, and 3 because even the most zealous "Lost Cause" type wouldn't agree with that much stupid.

 

[Travis]

By the way, I think the word "sport" in this sentence, "I am immunated by natural means, sport," in item number 11 is used in the vocative sense. I don't think he's saying that sport has "immunated" him, but is actually addressing someone as "sport."

Of course that would just make his assertion worse.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Number 13's "debunkers [...] will use your logic against you, your points against you" is a perfect example of Stundipity.

Thanks for the poll, Travis!

 

[Rogue1stclass]

I had to vote for aluminum one because I own an aluminum knife, which makes it even funnier to me. Seriously, do these people actually know what aluminum is?

 

[332nd]

I had to vote for aluminum one because I own an aluminum knife, which makes it even funnier to me. Seriously, do these people actually know what aluminum is?

Well yeah, but to be fair the only kind they use wraps easily around their heads...

 

[Orphia Nay]

Well yeah, but to be fair the only kind they use wraps easily around their heads...

 

[Brainache]

I liked number nine. It's like the Texas sharpshooter fallacy, but without having to go to all the effort of actually shooting anything.

 

[McHrozni]

It's a hard choice between 13 and 18, though others are really good as well. It's been a productive month

McHrozni

 

[GlennB]

3) must surely be a spoof? No ?????

 

[Elizabeth I]

By the way, I think the word "sport" in this sentence, "I am immunated by natural means, sport," in item number 11 is used in the vocative sense. I don't think he's saying that sport has "immunated" him, but is actually addressing someone as "sport."

Full points for No. 11 for the word "immunated," however.

Of course that would just make his assertion worse.

Oh, yeah, not arguing for this one to be removed from the poll or anything. It's a worthy contender.

 

[sylvan8798]

#3, just because many of my ancestors were in Maryland in the 1600's and owned slaves
#8, #9, and #16 because I'm thankful for that engineering background that cured me of that much ignorance, at least.

 

[Agatha]

A bumper month of stupid! 17 is my favourite, with honourable mentions (and votes) for 2, 3, 8 and 11.

 

[Travis]

3) must surely be a spoof? No ?????

Given it's context it sure didn't seem like it. But, Poe's Law says anything is possible.

 

[fromdownunder]

It's a hard choice between 13 and 18, though others are really good as well. It's been a productive month

McHrozni

It's always a productive month. They just keep on giving.

Norm

 

[Rolfe]

I'm paralysed by indecision. I could cope if it was a single-vote format, but once we're allowed multiple votes I can't restrain myself!

I think 3 has it, but there are so many worthy contenders.

Rolfe.

 

[ihaunter]

I voted for 9, 18 & 20. They each, in their own way, show the hazard of starting with a conclusion.

WTC7's collapse was necessary, most of the buildings' steel was melted/"dustified"/disintigrated, the government is evil and all attempts to gather evidence is actually meant to stop the truth/manufacture evidence.

Considered #3, but I like my Stundies to be more than just stupidity. Although, I suppose saying that 3 is just stupidity is akin to say the Titanic had just a scratch.